Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
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llamafish 25
He must have learned from online ****.
Hon3y_schnucums 1
The next time your ontop and he's close go "If you'd like to see more buy a subscription for only 59.99 for two months" ahah
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Comments (154)
the_true_batman 10
Next time when you're getting close tell him. I love it when girls tell me their about to climax. He'll save his jokes for another time.
20th_century_fox 3
dude, not cool. we have to put up with that shit enough online, we shouldn't have to deal with it in real life too!
96skeeter 6
Hahahaha I'm literally crying!
youjeanss 4
Your boyfriend must be running on Internet Explorer.
banan001 6
I dont get it?
LaUruguaya 11
I don't either! *kanyeshrug*
lifeforce 2
What, buffering or Internet Explorer? Buffering is what happens to videos and audio files you stream over the internet where they have to wait and catch up on data before it can continue playing. Usually happens with slow internet like slow broadband, 3G, or dial-up. I have 20mbps cable internet but on occasion youtube and other streaming sites I'll occasionally experience a video buffering. :)
mikeawesome 0
Funny stuff
seyon 0
sounds like your boyfriend is a *shades* real player
rocketiquette 20
Well... Sounds like a tease to me!
SaintT 15
LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I WOULD DO!!!!! XD
RomanBeauty 0
Lmao that's hysterical