Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Immediately after we'd finished, he said, "Get off, you're making it hard to breathe on top of me." FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having spontaneous sex on the sofa when he suddenly pulled out and sat back down, boner waving like a flagpole, because half time was over on the football and he hadn’t thought the sex would take so long. Let's see if he ever gets sex again, tosser. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
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Top comments
alycion 39
Nothing wrong with a little humor when things aren’t going right. Lightens the load, takes pressure off. Best line ever.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I knew it was bullshit when I kept getting told "girls like nerds these days".
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Comments (7)
alycion 39
Nothing wrong with a little humor when things aren’t going right. Lightens the load, takes pressure off. Best line ever.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I knew it was bullshit when I kept getting told "girls like nerds these days".
sarkycow 25
Some of us truly do! Had my husband said this I would have burst out laughing and kissed him. Sometimes I don't understand members of my own sex 😤😐
Inkoseh 33
Well he wasn't wrong, it sometimes take a few minutes, he just verbally told you so!
acmariner99 25
Clever!!
Peaches1914 13
Is there sex education offered any more in learning institutions?
Sarah Emmons_80368934 6
It’s not that easy to just get hard again right after coming lol some guys are super sensitive afterwards