Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML
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Top comments
daysgoby902 6
it would have been awesome if you were on drugs
559NVUS 3
Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)
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Comments (113)
Crystal55621 19
Winner
insanez58 11
lmfao, how?
insanez58 11
lmfao, how?
luohar 6
That's right, turn a negative into a positive ;)
thatgirlyesii 0
LMFAO xD
fmlsftw 0
classic.
nickwick 1
Hahah!
Donniehw 5
That would suck if your electric bill went up every time you two screwed... Or he jacked off.... All you guys need is some fall out boy and a couple blind folds and your good to go... Fall out boy makes everything better... Just wish they'd come back together.... ;(
Donniehw 5
119 to post? Man what a drag...
RedCamaro10 0
Now this is funny.