Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on...

By KayleeXLoVe21 - 03/11/2011 23:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

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daysgoby902 6

Friday 4 November 2011 9:15

it would have been awesome if you were on drugs

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Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)

Comments

Crystal55621 19

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:18

Winner

insanez58 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:19

lmfao, how?

insanez58 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:19

lmfao, how?

luohar 6

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:18

That's right, turn a negative into a positive ;)

thatgirlyesii 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:55

LMFAO xD

fmlsftw 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 6:32

classic.

nickwick 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 6:49

Hahah!

Donniehw 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 7:24

That would suck if your electric bill went up every time you two screwed... Or he jacked off.... All you guys need is some fall out boy and a couple blind folds and your good to go... Fall out boy makes everything better... Just wish they'd come back together.... ;(