Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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CaitlynLovesLife 11
Bitch
cassiebear7652 7
You should've flung some right at her face.
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CaitlynLovesLife 11
Bitch
SokDek 14
Please.
Superman151 4
Well that is when you grab a handful of this slush and throw it at her and get it all over the inside of her car. And laugh as you walk away.
farnsworth 3
Take down her license plate number call in a hit and run tell them she took a picture of u after and then drove away mwahaha Or u can throw slush at her...
DrJesse 10
Or,kill her. It's quite an elegant solution to many of life's problems,if handled correctly.
skullcandifiedDJ 5
And that's when she rams her car into a tree which then explodes to kingdom come... You can laugh at her and take picture then
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
This is one way to know some people are just not happy with their life.
Plush4318 1
Pretty sure it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent. Should of got the license plate.
iMuffinKat 16
If she showed the picture to her friends or family or something to make fun of OP, they'd probably think the lady is a dick, anyway. Karma. What did the lady plan on doing with the picture anyway?
Shaniaaa20 0
That's embarrassing.
npnptracking 7
People these days
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Story of my life
NuTrees 9
It's ok OP brush the slush off your shoulders and go back to bed. Karma came for her. I heard the guy she is in love with and slept with was in love with another girl. She had to comfort him as he cried..
a1f0sff 25
It's what I continuously say, people are getting meaner as time passes by...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I agree, but 'meaner' is an under statement. Assholes would be more accurate...
iSeeSarcasm 3
Yep, no one cares anymore. It's all about me myself and I. What good for me. Not even a thought goes through their head of how they might affect someone else. It takes more than one person to be kind. It's called the kindness boomerang. One person being nice to another influences them to be nice to the next person who they come in contact with. In this situation, it's the asshole boomerang.
cassiebear7652 7
You should've flung some right at her face.
Turock27 7
Exactly! I was just thinkin that
eviegirl247 0
Something like that slush? Haha and then take a picture of her and laugh. Ahh karmas a bitch
A7x4REVer 3
Steer clear from Ontario! Alot of people here are assholes...
Spazz420 7
my friend had a hit n run the guy left and my friends car was all smashed up in the middle of the road. No one stopped to see if he was okay nobody even stopped to let him get his car off the road they just drove around him
perdix 31
Imagine her glee when she sees you can't spell "klutz!"
DrMime 10
She'll laugh and take a screenshot?
perdix 31
Look up "Spelling Bee Boners" on YouTube. Make sure you explain you mean the old-fashioned meaning of boner as silly mistake. Without that, you can get redirected to odd fetish videos on YouPorn.
Spazz420 7
What a bitch! Don't worry Karma will get her!!
georgey123 3
Haha I wanna see the picture, you should upload it
Swiftly 0
**** off.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
9- what's with you and posting retarded comments? Take 31's advice or put some thought into your comments next time
Volcan_fml 22
You're not entitled to other people's assistance.
ohmandapants 17
It's common courtesy. Something you and that woman clearly lack. What she did was rude.
DrJesse 10
Maybe she is that woman?
scarface90 8
I hope you remember your own advice next time you need someone's help...
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
12 People like you don't know how to be nice. Don't act stupid if you die alone.
TheFirstSamurai 18
There's a special place in hell for her.