Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex. It was stormy outside, and when lightning flashed through the window, he screamed like a little girl and scrambled off the bed. FML
Today, when the power went out, my wife said it was too bad we couldn't have sex by candlelight since she had just started her period. The only time she brings up sex is when we can't do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We kept the lights on for a change and he asked me, "Babe, what's that on your tummy?" They're my stretch marks. Sex and body confidence ruined. FML
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daysgoby902 6
it would have been awesome if you were on drugs
559NVUS 3
Well then you should've stopped clapping your hands from all the excitement, oh wait...Nice :)
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Comments (113)
beebeeL 1
Oh gawd how hilarious when I finally got it b
Mirorbo 27
I'm sorry, but I'm finding myself laughing as the scenario plays in my head.
mrahhhhh 21
You two must have "the clap".
SpeakingMyMind 0
Trololololol how is this pun being downvoted.
tsim_fml 0
Top notch butterscotch lyrics sets the mood to make the most gorgous women want to get nude eyes stay glued when this is poppin lights is on wifeys gone and im about to get my swerve on
tsim_fml 0
nobody knows CL Smooth? **** that what music do you people listen to
sinking_fish 12
The non-shitty kind?
ShyAnn29 15
My gosh, you two must make loud clapping noises, I bet the lights going on and off got pretty irritating though!
EmreArslan 11
Thats an epic win!
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
(-_-) I never get a light show when I have sex
Chad_the_Brony 0
Doesn't matter, had sex.
zstarlin100 0
Lonely island is amazing....
leogecko32 0
I never get to have sex :(
didthatreallyhap_fml 14
lol don't feel bad i don't get much either
heyred 11
Set it to the dual clap setting. Problem solved.
TheDrifter 24
That just slows the flash rate by half.
FMLDEARLY09 0
gotta get one of these xp
Glockinator 2
This wouldn't kill the mood at all for me! I would be rolling. I love it when funny stuff happens. It makes it better. Sex shouldn't be 100% serious. That's no fun
iFizzgig 11
Agreed, when you get too serious it gets, boring
Okayitwasme 0
Oh, now your comment makes sense. Lol
TwitchingNebula 17
Is the sex still good when a guy whips out a magnet?
Glockinator 2
Ha ha ha yup!!
TwitchingNebula 17
Niiice!
TheNewGuy03 29
Agreed. I also think the coital clapping sound is a huuuuge turn-on.