Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
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Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having spontaneous sex on the sofa when he suddenly pulled out and sat back down, boner waving like a flagpole, because half time was over on the football and he hadn’t thought the sex would take so long. Let's see if he ever gets sex again, tosser. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.
Kamon97 23
You're a douche if you think that...
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Black_Knight80 13
That's the 1st rule!! never say that!!
Kamon97 23
You're a douche if you think that...
thomcmoore 23
Careful #1, #37 thinks you're a douche. Now be a good Canadian, #37, and apologize.
supersitter 11
No #37 is right. It's a douchey rule.
lexiieeex3 32
I think #1 meant never say "I love you" while being frisky, rather express your feelings when you're thinking clearly and not swept up in the heat of the moment.
thecalvin123 21
#41 His profile says hes from California. Unless I missed some Canadian joke there.
thomcmoore 23
#37 is from Toronto, Canada. That's in Canada.
okudatwo 11
Pfft, sorry if you dislike the truth, but your opinion doesn't make it any less true. Most men don't like commitment like love at such a young age.
zBLAKEz 23
It says nothing about OP's age. She could be any age. And kids are constantly over using "I love you" (although it doesn't really mean anything when they say it). As for the part about guys not wanting commitment at a young age, I'm 17 and see nothing wrong with being committed to somebody at this age (although I don't know if you meant young like my age, or young like 13). I also have known many guys my age who are or were in long term relationships.
glabberfasted 16
66 - They're talking about #1. He's from California.
jackycat 17
Yes, because many seventeen year olds are mature enough for a serious long term relationship. I'm pretty sure seventeen is in the range of too young to really mean it. Especially since your brain hasn't completely developed and your hormones are still running rampant.
monkeyy100 15
I think saying i love you in the moment and truly meaning it makes it more intimate.
Serenity_Wolfe 1
#1 rules of "I love you's" don't first say it in a sexually charged situation...
falon142012 22
84, maybe some 17 year olds are immature and not ready for commitment, but some are. I met my husband when I was 17. I guess it really just depends on the person. A lot of kids are still really mature, even in today's world. :-)
skye_tbfh 18
so you're telling me that the fact that I'm 17 years old and have been in a long distance relationship for over a year it "means nothing" because we're "kids"? I'm sorry but last i checked, when I tell my mom I love her I mean it. meaning I'm capable of knowing what love is and how to feel it. if you believe that there's a so called "age limit" on when you can mean saying I love you to someone then you have a serious problem.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.
ComoEsJuan 24
Turned him off so soft, you mean...
HersheySquirts 17
Turned him in the direction of the door he came in as well.
ashingtondc 3
These replies omg
LegalLoitering 12
You ruined the chain. -_-
Neoking 4
That sucks lol. But have a talk with him about this and tell him how you feel, it can be serious.
HersheySquirts 17
That only leads you to why your house did not get painted...
tmart_67 12
But the Mexicans had my house painted hours ago...
GirlGamer12345 22
He might just be nervous. Hearing someone say I love you freaks people out including me.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I love you #4 !
guineagirl 18
I love you
Black_Knight80 13
#7&9 are really weird...
MrsPegg 45
In 4's defense: the first time my now husband said he loved me, I froze and was speechless. When he said it we had been together just a few months and it took me by surprise. I didn't say anything back but not because I didn't love him- I didn't respond because no one had ever told me they loved me and I was shocked... Albeit, a boner killer and him leaving from saying "I love you" is a red flag. I feel for OP!
illegalbeagle69 23
I love you the most #4...
juan3611 14
I love you but the question here is do you love me? :O
tmart_67 12
I will always love you #4, long as my pet turtle allows our love D:
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
I love you #4 as long as my cat allowes the pet turtle to allow the guy above Me #76 to love you :)
GirlGamer12345 22
I've been wondering why people were messaging me I love you.
Indianboy9321 25
He may have just not been expecting it! He could have handled it better though!
zandalee 20
Or he's really not in love with OP. Doesn't sound complex to me.
scuccria 12
Reminds me of the Big Bang Theory.
ILookAtFMLs 13
Why are you yelling?
musicforhearts 15
Was that the first time you ever told him you loved him? Maybe he was taken by surprise and didn't know how to react. I don't think it necessarily means he doesn't love you. Just talk to him about it, tell him how you feel (:
illegalbeagle69 23
When she did tell him how she felt it was a bonerkiller
MortenM 17
The good thing is that OPs boyfriend will always think back with pleasure at when he lost his hard on and his girlfriend posted it on fml
thatsabiggun 11
I'm sorry OP. Your boyfriend may just not feel as strongly as you yet. Oh wait I'm on FML, we don't believe in logical solutions, so... BREAK UP WITH HIM HE'S AWFUL AND YOU DESERVE A MILLION TIMES BETTER! Jk, jk:) it'll get better with time. Sorry though OP.
zBLAKEz 23
I don't get why someone down voted you. What you said is true. Most people on FML instantly jump to telling OP to break up with their significant other whenever an FML is written about their significant other doing something they didn't like. The truth is that every relationship has problems, and it's not right to always tell people to break up with their bf/gf.
nelson_92 12
Damn I'd be embarrassed
eric40962005 8
Id be embarrassed by those eyebrows like mcdonalds arches
BubbleGrunge 18
Says the douche bag!^^
Mauskau 36
It looks like there is a bird missing it's wings. :(
onlychildFTW 34
The question is, how long have you been dating? That makes a big difference in how he could be reacting.
NiceGuysDoWin 21
That was my question too. If they have been dating for 3 weeks, that's a bit codependent. if they've been seeing each other for a year, then his reaction is a big red flag. It's all a matter of time, and in today's society, just because they are having sex, that does not necessarily mean that they have been together for very long.
amisenho 11
Heck, in today's society, you don't even need to be *in* a relationship to have sex!
wanted_2_want 40
Best birth control ever! But seriously, he may not be ready for something serious.
Sassie8810 9
If he's not ready for something serious, he shouodn't be doing something that could potentially produce a child.
ocramavaf 15
what if they were using protection? casual sex is ok just as long as both parties are aware of the potential ramifications of it and take steps accordingly without the necessity of a serious emotional commitment.