Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having spontaneous sex on the sofa when he suddenly pulled out and sat back down, boner waving like a flagpole, because half time was over on the football and he hadn’t thought the sex would take so long. Let's see if he ever gets sex again, tosser. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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Top comments
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.
Kamon97 23
You're a douche if you think that...
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Comments (120)
redwill85 10
That truly sucks. Have a talk with him. Would be great to have a follow up.
mld4657 28
First question how old are you guys, and to he really sounds like a winner... I think you should find someone else op
mchmelev1993 10
He could of finished what u guys started though;/ what a jerkoff
kitkatvan 5
why the hell is this in animals?
NiceGuysDoWin 21
That is awesome. I didn't even realize it until you pointed it out.
adamnbb 25
Maybe she thought of him as an animal for doing such a thing to her?
Setareh23 34
Or maybe this is a case of ********** ;)
Deadpool47 23
tactical escape
Dcm210 19
Douche alert
discord666 3
that was so beautifull it turned him soft :D
lil_miss_simran 15
He was turned off by love thats got to hurt
psycheiris13 20
Well my reaction to this all would be whether or not it was the first time you told him this. Because if it was it wasn't really the best time to tell him and he seems to have mixed feelings about it. Talk to him the next time you see him.
pookiebear1001 13
OMG that's horrible