Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having spontaneous sex on the sofa when he suddenly pulled out and sat back down, boner waving like a flagpole, because half time was over on the football and he hadn’t thought the sex would take so long. Let's see if he ever gets sex again, tosser. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.
Kamon97 23
You're a douche if you think that...
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Comments (120)
rachangie 19
Am I the only one that's concerned that this is in the animal section?
moonglow93 4
your not the only one I told my boyfriend I loved him during sex he lost the boner and then we stoped .... :(
UnluckyJulie 13
I, for one, think it's rather appropriate that this post is categorized under "animals." Your boyfriend is a dog.
ibanghellokitty 8
....why is this tagged as pets.... o_o
WinterBlue42 22
That raises many questions. . And is somehow vaguely disturbing. o-O
The_4th_Doctor 13
I'm just wondering why this is in the animal category..?
Prince_of_Angels 9
What does this have anything to do with animals?
ThatBlackBish 3
That is never the right thing to say during sex, EVER
bosniangirl27 21
I hope you dumped him cuz you deserve better
pheonixfire13 17
Why is this categorized as pet