Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. In the heat of the moment, I said his name. He immediately stopped, gave me a deadly serious look and said "Huh? What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having spontaneous sex on the sofa when he suddenly pulled out and sat back down, boner waving like a flagpole, because half time was over on the football and he hadn’t thought the sex would take so long. Let's see if he ever gets sex again, tosser. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about sex and I asked him if he had ever finished inside a woman. He looked directly into my eyes and said, "Babe... I have a son, remember?" Yeah, I forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he finished before me. I thought that he was going to try and get hard again so we could continue. Unfortunately, he turned to me and said to me, "Don't worry, I'll re-spawn in a few minutes." I lost it completely. FML
Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML
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VonBlitzkrieg 27
I love how that turned him off so hard. What a strange reaction.
Kamon97 23
You're a douche if you think that...
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Comments (120)
mrbasilio 7
Im going to say this to all the women. True love isn't achieved through sex.
ForbiddenDestiny 20
Unfortunately A LOT of women don't know this. I had a friend who would go around sleeping with guys and get upset and ask "why didn't he call me?" Well he thinks it's a one night stand. If you're looking for more date the guy first you silly cow.
Canyoudig_it 19
I would really like to know how long you've been dating, and have you two ever said I love you before this? Maybe it's just too soon for him?
MrItalia 18
Hey just had to say you deserve better, he's a bastard of a guy and should treat you as your name says... A princess. Just sayin..
tayytayy731 7
I've heard of commitment problems.... But wow.... You may HAVE to talk to him about it. Good luck!!!
hewro_failure 11
How long were you two dating before you said this ... Because if you haven't been together that long then you deserve it but if it has been awhile then I'm sorry and F your life, but also at least you know now not to waste your time any longer if that relationship isn't going anywhere after so long already.
conman531 23
WHY IS THIS IN THE ANIMAL CATEGORY?
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
idk about him but that would give me an insta-boner . on top of the one I already supposedly had.
Sigilwen 24
Evidently you where a booty call to him and was lead in. That sucks and you deserve better.
nitrog100 21
I'm a relatively sappy romantic, but I can see where the boyfriend was coming from here, provided that this was the first time you've said "I love you". It was the wrong time and the wrong place, OP. You can't just spring that on a guy in a situation like that.
DaisyDanger 7
His reaction doesn't mean he doesn't love you, you just caught him off guard and he was probably embarrassed that he went soft. The first time I told my boyfriend his reaction was "I see". 20 minutes later he told me he loved me and that he was scared to say it incase it scared me off.