Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car....

By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

You still should have :3

BWill9014 4

Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Wow 2, *you're... smart too

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dancingprancer 6

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:29

guess handjobs are out of the question :/

garrettsgirl 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:47

what a freak. if he just wants to have sex but doesn't care for you he is a douche

jaidonsafira 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:55

I've had my "bone" stuck in a window and God knows what else. I still do it good. OH! Giggity.

Anonymoouse_fml 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:17

you should have! make it feel better!

RfmlM 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 3:35

slam his Dick in it then ask him if he still wants to do it!!!

SpazzyJazzy325 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:01

aha the man knows what he wants ;)

SirObvious 1

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:03

You dont need a finger for that.well....

djlolo1129 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:12

did u have sex anyways?

_Oblivion_ 12

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:18

and i thought getting my finger slammed in a locker was bad, i got to greet people with my ****** up middle finger

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 7 June 2011 4:22

Now you know that he doesn't care about you at all. Dump him and find someone who does care.

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