Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I went to surprise my boyfriend at his job. When I saw he wasn't there, I asked a co-worker, who told me his "sister" came by earlier. He's an only child. FML
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raycj 1
Or maybe he was bouncing on the couches like Tom Cruise and that made him seem like a kid.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Maybe he just looks exceptionally young? :p
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Comments (90)
crazytwinsmom 25
That's not as bad as someone thinking my kids were my grand kids.
doglover100 29
That is awkward.
longoria13_fml 4
I've been mistaken for a 14 year old boy in the past. It's quite common.
jaredofmo 22
Is it weird that as soon as I read this, my gaydar went off? Well, hopefully HE feels complimented.
SLRfan 4
Are you sure he knew who you were looking for?
fryebaby33 12
See, then what you do is start making out with your boyfriend in front of that guy. His face: priceless.
LexieWins 0
Maybe you were nagging so much that you seemed like his mom? HOW COULD YOU?!?!
NagainaFier 16
Except for the SMALL detail that OP is (shoot me for makin' assumptions here) in direct possession of a penis. Other than that, yes, I totally see how OP could be confused with a nagging mom.
glamorous18 10
well, technically....
SkateboardGirl88 11
I bet he was jumping on the couches or beds or something
NagainaFier 16
Tsk tsk; too much tanning. It ages ya, I swear...