Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
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Today, I asked my boyfriend of 7 months to come over on Valentine's Day so I can cook dinner for him. He asked if he could invite his wife over as well. Guess who's newly single right before Valentine's Day! FML
Today, I walked into a dollar store as my boyfriend's girlfriend. I came out as his fiancé. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit, and after a while I went to find him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said, "Oh, your son is upstairs." We're the same age. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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mrguy266 0
How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?
maskedman 9
at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.
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Comments (152)
rabidgoon 0
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congratulations, *****.
haydenshaw 0
lol.. it's attached to your rod mutha licka!
kayladance101 13
rabidgoon how does that make her a *****?? she obviously didnt know that he was married! duhh
ariverperson 11
#9 BOOSH!
cokeorpepsi 0
this happened to my mother..
alexandraa_fml 0
coke.
bigpenus 0
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*****
amazinggbaby 2
how does that make her a *****? she didn't know he was married an if she did she probably wouldn't be upset about it. ignorant.
Tigg3r 3
#23...I think you mean 99.99 percent of all guys are all assholes. The rest are dead.
infiniti_G 0
true, only .1% of all men.. ever have died. FAIL
metalmusic 0
I do watercolors.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
I like Towels.
SocialAnarchyX5 0
52 That may be true, but 100 percent of men have assholes.
bassxchick12 0
Very true 81
YTDIsorry 1
I love peeing
Freeze_fml 17
90% of percentages are made on the spot.
MXavierT 0
51: I'm pretty sure it's the other way around lol.
shadaboo2014 0
haha big ***** haha!
hayleeleanne91 0
Not true. There are people, men included, in the world that have no lower half of their body... Not that I am trying to say that men aren't assholes, because they definitely are, but this is just a little fyi. Lol. = )
BugeryBill 0
60% of the time it works every time
Byrdd 0
my boyfriend and I
toomanynouns 0
"my boyfriend and I" isn't correct in this sentence because you would say "I's apartment".
brunettegurly 0
IM OLD GREEEG I GOT A MANGINA! mighty boosh is ******* awesome.
aimeegoldberg 22
cool. wake me up when i care
Um_bye 21
You're a jerk. She obviously didn't know
Gumblebum100 0
haha that would be horrible!!
TrekkieGirl 0
Aww...OP....that really does suck! At least now you know he's an ass, and can now move on with your life.
pinkpolsih 0
you should walk up to him and say last night was fun. wink. or you could tell her everything that's happened between you guys.
Gumblebum100 0
haha I agree with you on the first one!!
jujujube 0
third
mrguy266 0
How is he married to someone else if he is living with you?
KayBizz 0
living a double life maybe
darkmis1 18
exactly what I was thinking
HeroOfWar 0
I you look she said she was buying stuff to decorate her new apartment, and his own apartment. They aren't living together.
MrsFunsize 0
yea they are she said "my boyfriend's and my new apartment" so that means it's their apartment.
Gumblebum100 0
actually you guys are both right because they didn't live together and now they got a NEW apartment so they probably just move in together
Catto-Golden 23
He. Op is male
ramosasa 0
wow fyl... did you say anything to him?
HamsteronA 0
ydi for beleiving it. it was probably a friend and u over reacted. or maybe u were stoned. or maybe he's an alien. or maybe it's true.
AxCxDxDx 0
i agree
8trickster8 0
I disagree
pornchips 10
I feel neutral.
tiernang 21
i agree that disagreeing makes me agree to be neutral.
maskedman 9
at least you don't have to get him a valentine's day gift.
Craw25 0
Yep that's gotta suck
Anthrophobia 2
Still your boyfriend, huh?
sc95060sc 0
this is either fake... or ur a complete retard
rowyourboat 0
Awwwh. FYL. :( what an ass.
EV34 6
sounds fake to me why is he not living with his wife? unless he pretended that he travels a lot a lot!