Today, I kicked my coffee table while barefoot, got an X-ray, and I’d cracked the bone. Got home, kicked the exact same table with the exact same toe, got another X-ray, the crack is now a full-on break. What a day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, if anyone was wondering how my day was going, I woke myself up by kicking the wall. HARD. Pretty sure I broke my big toe. 10/10, TOE-tally TOE-rrific. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML
Today, I woke up really out of it, and as I was walking into the kitchen, I stubbed my toe on a tile. I sat down, then got up and stubbed the same toe against the table, went over to the kitchen and stubbed the same toe on the same tile again. FML
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, after spending the day at work avoiding all hard manual tasks that may harm me, I had a table dropped on my foot. I broke my toe, split my nail and had to get a tetanus shot. I was avoiding injury as I was supposed to be performing in a figure skating exhibition this evening. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Today, while helping a child through a tantrum, I was kicked and my hand broke. The bone is completely in half and fixing it will require plates, screws, and surgery along with months of recovery. Another day on the job. FML
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Yudith 28
Let's rejoice that casts are no longer made of plaster, because you certainly would have cracked your cast kicking the coffee table again.
Chazzster 32
Maybe this means you could either move the coffee table or pay more attention to the things around you.
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Yudith 28
Let's rejoice that casts are no longer made of plaster, because you certainly would have cracked your cast kicking the coffee table again.
Chazzster 32
Maybe this means you could either move the coffee table or pay more attention to the things around you.
JasonThorn 23
...Has anyone told you what the definition of INSANITY is? It's doing the same thing over and over, expecting the results to be different.