Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to have sex with my long-term boyfriend, when it started to rain. He was so interested in the storm that he left me half naked to look outside. FML
Today, I left work at 11pm. It was cold and dark, and I was anxious to get home, so I cut across some soccer fields to get to my car. About halfway across, the sprinklers came on. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked, and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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danii_s2 0
I see what you did there ;)
paintball2012 0
honestly that would make it more awesome for me. if you can't handle water touching you during sex, then your just a loser
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Comments (194)
KittehKatt 0
that's not so bad, nothing wrong with a little water :P you could've made it into a fun experience.
sarahskura 0
that's funny me and my ex boyfriend had sex in our golf course in are town
Trollz4daLULZ 2
@28: "in are town"?! are you STUPID?!
twinny_sc 13
*our
sallen0046 4
Anyone with any common sense would have realized that a place who's major goal is to have healthy, green grass in all seasons will require a lot of watering during the hours it isn't being used. Not to mention anyone who has ever seen any movie where someone tries to do exactly the same thing. YDI for being either stupid or ignorant.
PatrickCC1123 0
I would think that would actually turn you on more...guess not
GermanBoy0_0 0
Yeah I mean it like having sex in a shower a muddy,grassy shower
redneckbabe38618 0
look at it this way at least he's adventurous when it comes to having sex
ahugit 0
when else are they going to water the grass? while people are on the course? You are an idiot. seriously.
ahugit 0
lame.
perdix 31
Sprinkling just as it gets dark is a terrible idea. All kinds of nasty molds, bacteria and fungi thrive in damp, dark environments. See what happens in your lady parts over the coming days. The optimal time to sprinkle is just before dawn. The humidity is at a maximum so there is the least loss of wetness and sunshine is the best disinfectant. You should find a boyfriend who is an early riser ;)
danii1996 0
lol :) fun!!
flgirlwguitar 2
The ol' 9th green at nine trick! C'mon, don't tell me you've never seen the movie Happy Gilmore. It's a terrible movie but this one was too obvious.
daleftw 0
9th green at 9, secret of the pros. By crappy movie you mean... awesome movie!
flgirlwguitar 2
I can honestly say that I hate that movie with a passion. But still very applicable!
WingsFan80 4
you don't know a good comedy then. that movie is classic.