Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML
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Okie7123 0
YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...
allmidnighteyes 11
Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick? ;D
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Intellectualist 0
Haha. YDI, no dogging, it's rude. GO TO BED!
Ox_Baker 0
Oh, shit. You're going to have to register as a sex offender now. You'll never be able to get a job in your life.
Intellectualist 0
Me? I said no dogging :'( Oh FML. No job for me :(
hockey_66 0
perv cop
Okie7123 0
YDI. Should know better than to fool around in a car...bound to get caught some time...unless that risk turns you on...then by all means...
fmlfmlfml15 0
lol he was being considerate because he let you finish, so not an FML (just kidding ;))
sukhdeep 4
wow....
badluckalex 23
I dont think they deserved it at all. the cop sounds like a ******* creep...
rakkan56 0
hahaha, use the bed next time. Softer and more comfortable.
allmidnighteyes 11
Someone's been naughty.... Did he handcuff and punish you two with his naughty stick? ;D
Jotham 0
That police sure knows how to enjoy.
honestsleep 9
nice location bro.
whyowhy26 3
Free **** for him, I hope he didnt fine you. Oh and YDI for being a paedophile.
Intellectualist 0
Douchebag. *hands a carrot to the troll*
whyowhy26 3
*munches on the carrot* whats up, doc?
Intellectualist 0
ceiling?
whyowhy26 3
Wrong answer. You are now sentenced to AZKABANNN
Intellectualist 0
Please dont bring Harry Potter here too. Go to MLIA, I hear they like that sort of thing there.
allmidnighteyes 11
they put on their robe and wizard hat.
whyowhy26 3
whoa, what an unfriendly bunch of *****
redbluegreen 41
Alan, leave your staff out of this.
Intellectualist 0
Leave your staff out of ME. It hurts.
redbluegreen 41
I can't help where the help goes on their own time, I can only cut their pay accordingly.
Intellectualist 0
no darling, your 'staff'. ROFL That is OUTRAGEOUS!
redbluegreen 41
I got it, darling dumplin'. I can't always control what magic comes out of my stick sometimes. You know how wood can be.
redbluegreen 41
Everything. It's all you Alan, you devious wizard.
redbluegreen 41
I don't know about you, but they-who-must-not-be-named make me grumpy.
whyowhy26 3
is that me?
imthatguythatdid 0
_ _ U U ^ WTF?!?! ___
thequickredofox 0
Ewww creepy peeping tom cop *shudder* Did he arrest you or ask to watch some more?
melissasmile21 0
i'm waiting for all the up tight people to find this and be like, "arrr, ye should'nt be engaging in sexual intercourse" and they'll assume they're young because they're in a car instead of in some comfy bed. cop was happy but, he got a free show! *shudders*
timtam24 0
pirates are uptight?
DameGreyWulf 1
Are you kidding? Pirates are the uptightiest uptights that ever uptighted an uptight in the uptight.
Maverick5762 0
I actually clicked this FML to see all those uptight people. "OMG **** U SHOULDNT BE BONIN IN A CAR EWEWEWEWWW SEX"
Jincos 0
I'm asking how can't you see him as you're crawling into the back? Blind ******. YDi
Intellectualist 0
YDI for being a promiscuous sausage. THERE, I said it.
KayleeFrye 39
Yeah, because anyone who enjoys sex is a ****. As long as both people are consenting, there is nothing wrong with having sex. I don't know if you got the memo, but the Victorian Era is over. Stop being so judgmental!
Intellectualist 0
Feed the troll :) (FYI, I was being sarcastic, someone was bound to say it at some point...) Everyone should be having sex, it's a great way to keep in shape.
redbluegreen 41
But do you really need to use a sausage?
Intellectualist 0
Yes. Sausages are also a great way to keep in shape.
redbluegreen 41
I'd rather not be murdered.
Intellectualist 0
Sausages are FOUL. Eww. Fried egg and bacon please :)
plexico 4
Don't the British call sausages "bangers?" How appropriate for this FML!
Intellectualist 0
No. I have never called sausages bangers at any point in my life. This is a stereotype. much like the fact that we eat crumpets and drink tea at 4 in the afternoon. We don't, I wish we did though, that would be cool.
plexico 4
You mean "Bangers and Mash" is an urban legend we foolish Yanks believe?
Intellectualist 0
I'm afraid nobody's called it since the 50's. Sorry to dissappoint you. :(
FreddyLunch 0
I call them "bangers and mash" and I am British.
Intellectualist 0
werey ou born in the 50's? my nan still calls them bangers and mash...
Intoxicunt 6
Laura, sex is also good for your immune system. You don't want to get TEH BLACK PLAGUE do you? Get over here.
Intellectualist 0
Lucky I get it on tap then isn't it. NO PLAGUE FOR ME!...
Intoxicunt 6
Damn you, lauralatch. I wish sex came out of MY faucets.
Intellectualist 0
see. I AM too awesome miss Intoxicunt. Alan, I'm only 18, I have fairly young parents too, so my nan is the only one ive ever heard call them bangers. Hahaha
Intellectualist 0
Well stop going near me in the morning. I may file a harrassment suit.