Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
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DizzyDancer 3
YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross
Dudelike89 8
Dude was just trying to share...
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Comments (176)
RainbowHeadache 2
My ex was eating fries one time & I got a mouthful of masticated fry when I leaned in from the back seat for a kiss. I wish I'd known he planned on spitting a fry in my mouth. OP this reminds me of South Park with Stan & Wendy.
brendansaur 0
If it was half way through then that means you all kept going.....ew
khaya 9
That's so Romantic, he is feeding you food
RaineLee 5
Lmao.
alpaquette91 9
abc nachos!!!
eezypeezylifeisb 0
Could of been taco..... if ya know what I'm saying.
aminel 0
Did he share some sour cream there too? Coz if not, thats the deal breaker.. Ive thought of so many ways to get back at him but I dont wanna turn FML into something pornish lol
azurewave 6
haha did it taste good???
sibbs_97 0
shared your first kiss?
Boomer21 0
Now OP is disgusted and the guy is permanently embarrassed. Sounds like a happy ending.
TheAA_fml 0
Your kissing must have been horrible. :P jk