Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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DizzyDancer 3
YDI for stating this happened "half way through" your kiss...as in you continued for another half after his nachos made their re-appearance, gross
Dudelike89 8
Dude was just trying to share...
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Comments (176)
sourgirl101 29
Nachos are "fun in your mouth" especially with jalapeño! Believe it or not "Denny's" has great nachos. Yummy!(:
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Are you saying that nachos from Denny's are soooo good that even if they're vomited out, they'll still be pretty good? O_o
sourgirl101 29
Nachos are "fun in your mouth" especially with jalapeño! Believe it or not "Denny's" has great nachos. Yummy!(:
sourgirl101 29
Nachos are "fun in your mouth" especially with jalapeño! Believe it or not "Denny's" has great nachos. Yummy!(:
lmaoatall 6
I'm glad to hear it was partly digested. if it was fully digested I would have to raise a brow and wonder.
RedPillSucks 33
So you were such a bad kisser that you made him throw up? Perhaps you should work on your technique.
illmatic2 16
Or possible her hygiene...
Igor_g5 0
That's what I was thinking. Maybe brush your teeth.
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
eww I hope it wasn't as bad as it sounds.....
glacilia80 8
Ewwwe, disgusting
pXc_fml 0
that's freaking disgusting!!! no bueno
Paigeyk 3
Wonder what you tasted like in order to get him to barf during a kiss?
MissMaid 0
well it could be that.. or he could have been very nervous. or OP could have has gas and let a silent killer out and the smell got to him.. there are many different possibilities ..
NaoPudding 8
How pleasant... Well, your first kiss will certainly be remembered.