Sean
Canada
Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Garrett
Vista, United States
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Fender bender
Staten Island, United States
Coming through!
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
burrito kid
Mount Pleasant, United States
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
shit_fer_luck
West Lafayette, United States
Today, someone backed straight into my car as I was hunting for a parking spot. I just got my car back from the body shop after a hit-and-run. FML
junie b
Who's fault is that?
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
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Shrike 24
Shut up, fucktard.
1happymummy 14
Nice start to the holiday!
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1happymummy 14
Nice start to the holiday!
123josie123 11
OP has got some good eye sight...
jtthegr8 26
Nothing was said about a holiday...
piccalo 4
Sue for missing your plane.
Shrike 24
Shut up, fucktard.
silentbutfunny 0
I second that motion ^
GVirdi 11
You can't sue if you don't make it on time for your plane and OP never said (s)he missed his/her plane Read. More. Carefully.
DocBastard 40
Hahahaha!! Good one...sue for missing the plane! Hahahaha...um... Wait, you weren't joking, were you? Asshat.
ScaughtieHolden 11
I'm pretty sure it's "I second that notion"
KeyboardWarrior 10
AYO TROLLIN'
Branflakes78 13
WTF are you talking about you dumb ass!! He was on the plane while he saw "From the Plane" a person hit his car in the airport parking lot! learn to read idiot
rohanmo 9
I think number 2 knws OP didnt miss her plane.. What he probaby means is, lie and sue for missing the plane, even though OP didnt... But maybe number 2s just dumb :L dunno?
llamafish 25
No 33, one can second either a motion or a notion. In this case it is a motion.
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
#2 Can't read, or maybe he's just trolling us all.
kisaka 2
At least you're safe and in the plane ... assuming it didn't crash or anything
ankoku 2
Something tells me he might be ok
silentbutfunny 0
And it's not like you could call the insurance company RIGHT when you saw it. Or anybody till the plane landed
Angitia 8
Pretty much the point of the FML...
taran6 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um well I don't really understand this if you are taking a flight to some where, why is your car parked in the car park like is it going to be parked there until you get back from your holiday and drive home?
redbluegreen 41
I don't know about where you live, but here some people choose to take a plane to get to work. It's only a 30 minute flight to Seattle where driving would take close to three hours. There is a possibility that their car was only going to be there for the day.
hellaflushfa5 6
Well that wouldn't make any sense at all...
silentbutfunny 0
Where im from, rush hour sucks ass, theres no trains, and there isn't an airport for miles. And most jobs are at least 4-5 miles away :/
wisese 0
Anyone who lives in Portland and works in Seattle is insane. Get a job in Portland or Vancouver, or move your ass up to the Puget Sound region. Besides, anyone who can afford the flight every day can afford to move. No, a much more LIKELY reason why the OP left their car at the airport is that they didn't have someone else to give them a ride. Major airports all have long term parking for people who drive themselves to the airport.
BubbleGrunge84 7
Ummm some people drive themselves to the airport, park their cars, get on a plane, go where they need to and stay for as long as they want, get back on a plane, land, find their car, pay for parking it there and drive themselves home...not sure what's so hard to understand about that? Not everyone has someone to drop them off. And, nowhere in this FML does it say OP was going to work. I fly all the time to visit family in diffrent states. Sometimes i drive myself to the airport,leave my car and sometimes someone drops me off and picks me up. Does that clarify things for you?
ChaosAngel17 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hey you're on holiday! Be thankful for that.
silentbutfunny 0
Another headache when your trying to get away from the headaches
DemonicDragon53 5
Holy crap ChaosAngel17 is hot =")
ChaosAngel17 14
8- fair enough point.
cosmosis 12
But is op really on a holiday? Hmmm i dont recall reading that part
jmarz06 0
Hey what's up
RaquelW 7
in some places, the word holiday means vacation.
CadillacPimpen 6
Then you had to wait the whole flight to post this on FML that's a double fyl. Hopefully you were going on vacation.
ActionManly 11
You must have some super powered eyesight to see something that specific while the plane is taking off that fast
1crabbygirl 10
You're very literal, aren't you?
dylanmurre 4
I was thinking the same same thing. Unless your car is bright green or some other color that stands out really well, or the airport is really small the. How the hell are you gonna be able to see your car from the plane?
penguin_princess 0
Yeah and I thought that all the parking for airports were in a parking garage..
redbluegreen 41
Sometimes life takes you from behind.
jjice 6
Sometimes people take you from behind
CALLAHAN4 0
remember what that car was/take a picture