Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
You ain't heard anything, right?
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Noob
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Hammertime
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Peachy keen
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.
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HolyPaladin 0
60 u got roflstomped by 57. gg.
chall16thvet 0
Eww shave yo pussy bitch
carlycrf 8
Be an insecure girl, shave that up-do.
Flounder 2
You know what, **** any guy who makes demands about a girl's pubic hair. Shaving is a relatively "new" phenomenon, brought on by the onslaught of readily available ****. Girls don't need to do ****-all to their pubic hair just to accommodate some asshole who was brought on **** and is used to 12 year old looking *******.
marks_fml15 0
you know what, **** ANYONE who supports the idea that a chicks pussy can look like chewbaca and its that the guy has been looking at too much porno. the thing is: ITS DAMN GROSS. it's 2010 people don't like the whole deep jungle look. your just pissed because this same thing probaly happened to you flounder. FYL
DrChim 0
HOLY SHIT. It's called the natural body you idiot. Why do people find what is natural disgusting and what is unnatural beautiful? Gosh I'm 14 and you would think I'd be disgusted by pubic hair.
marks_fml15 0
Ha your a dumbfuck. you like the natural underarm hair. leg hair. narly eyebrows happy trails on your women? all that ***** just gross and ain't right. I mean I'm not saying I like the bald ******* but make that a landing strip or something bearable haha(:
DrChim 0
First off, I'm a girl. A straight one therefore I don't like girls in any sexual way. Thanks for automatically thinking I'm male. There is nothing wrong with the human body. If you cannot grow up and accept that you may as well be neutered and kept in a cage. Hair is hair. It isn't bad unless it isn't kept clean.
DrChim 0
Oh by the way, **You're. I'm the dumb **** really? I don't own one the last I recalled.
Jaydos 0
yeah i totally agree. i love a good bush because it makes the girl look mature :)
All_I_Need 4
Well, the shape of the vulva changes as well as a woman mature so it's not really an argument though it's true that having no body hair (apart from the think blond one) is a characteristic of children and not sexually mature people and that some women have a vulva that will make them look like a child if they shave...
tayza249 20
if this was facebook I'd like your comment, flounder. waxing would just hurt like hell, and shaving leaves stubble which gets itchy and is uncomfortable. I don't see why guys are so quick to say 'ewww yuck shave!' when I doubt many of them shave or wax. double standards much? guys, shave your own genitals before you go demanding it of your girl!
youFail2 0
#89. it's not manly for guys to shave I'm sorry it just didn't happen. girls should unless they like to be virgins for the rest of there life.
dani_c 0
their*
Cinn_fml 23
#97 - Then guys should man up and not care that there might be a little hair down there. If a guy expects a girl to go down on him when he's got hair down there, he should be capable of doing the same. Shaving is a choice, not a requirement.
Cinn_fml 23
Chaos, my point wasn't to say no one can have an opinion on the matter. My point was to say that it should be the choice of the person grooming. Yes, if their partner does not like it, they have the right to ask if the other would mind catering to their choice, but they can't expect them to agree. If it bothers them so much, then they can move on. And visa versa. Personally I wouldn't negatively label a man if they chose to groom more than most. In the same way that I wouldn't negatively label a girl that choses not to groom as much as most.
Cinn_fml 23
There is that, Chaos, but I do think it depends how he does it. Because there is a mature way to deal with it, and an immature way of dealing with it. If it's the mature way, then I think it's fine, however if he just acts like an immature child, then it should reflect badly on him. If that makes sense.
Cinn_fml 23
Voiceofreason, you have every right to ask (in a polite/mature manner) if your partner would shave for you, but you can't expect them to if they're not comfortable doing it. That is why it is the choice of the person who would do the shaving. Basically, what _t_is_I said.
Cinn_fml 23
Yes, if you can't deal with a girl's choice in life, then you should move on and find someone who shares your preferences. Personally, I think girls should at least trim, but whatever they chose to do is their choice. And like I said, some might be willing to try what you'd find attractive.
All_I_Need 4
My girlfriend does not shave and I have no problem with that during oral sex.
Seddah 3
youfail2: Staying true to your name. Good job. Male **** stars shave and they're thought of as manly. Just as female **** stars shave and they're thought of as sexy and feminine. You're a moron because even as you reference what is clearly just your opinion, you don't take into account the fact that there are plenty of women (and men) out there who think men who don't shave are the ones who come off as unmanly.
karinabeby 0
You don't have to shave if you don't want too.
marks_fml15 0
Yah that's true. but you have to shave if you want to get some.(:
WarByrd 0
i like how people want the world to know that their specific sex life just blows. :) so don't sleep with OP you will be recorded and see yourself on youtube! or fml lol!
Zebidee 9
Look on the bright side - you can shave, but he's going to remain a virgin for a very loooong time...
stinkmeaner 3
hahahahahahaa ya nasty! this made me laugh tho lmmfao shave ya snatch patch girl
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, your boyfriend has a great sense of humor!