Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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Top comments
RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.
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Comments (119)
theshocker09 1
u might wanna clean up your jungle down there. YDI
RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
GRyphonLJJ 0
Win! someone who grasp the real issue. Rampant tactlessness.
StewieBigFan 0
Next week's FML will be "Today, I was shaving my hoohoo with a 99cent disposable razor, when..."
MissHottMess 0
-win lol
cookiemoonster 0
lol good one
stinkmeaner 3
hahahahahaha
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
someone needs to 'tame the beast'
FFML_314 12
French braid it.
redbluegreen 41
Well, you know, women shave their feet and braid their vaginas ALL THE TIME.
TheDrifter 24
What about pigtails?
maphineRAWRS 10
agreed with #16, he wouldve made that so awkwrrd aha
mrahhhhh 21
Say "why should you care? At the rate you're going they're not gonna be yours!"
Vehicle 1
I agree #42. OP, I hope they're not.
SHANNON_fml 0
thats nasty, wax it off you beast.
surrnam 0
win... xD
docscientist 10
He just didn't want to get himself into a hairy situation.
sneakers9394 0
win!
dynky 3
FYL, you're dating a little boy whose only idea of what women should look like comes from ****. Move on.
hahaalolz 0
what the **** did you just say?
Dudeitsnuri 0
umm yeah right on man. nice one
CitizenSnipz 0
He said that OP's boyfriend is a sheeple for wanting it to be shaved because that's how most are done. Though I disagree. I prefer shaven (not stirred, lol) pubic hair because the thought or viewing of it is a strong turnoff for some reason.
LexSwift 17
110- Don't be an asshole to her. You made a good point, but the typical "I'm a guy and I'm a total asshole to people" attitude takes away from your previous post.
CaptStupd 0
epic win.
lolugotowned 0
73 ur cute :D not hitting just a compliment btw :)