Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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Top comments
RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.
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Comments (119)
at1325 0
holy shit that was funny as he'll. he wins. not the end of the world fir you though, laugh it off or shave.
emmi23 0
dude idk how old u r but im only 15 nd i shave down there nd guys neva complain bout hair but however guys should either shave or wax themselves coz who wants to taste that
xxniteskie 1
Wow. Just.... Wow.
Dudeitsnuri 0
makes you wonder really. down with the bloody antiflood
carlycrf 8
*****. 15 years old, and your saying guys never complain?
thebeanishere 8
Is it just me or is she just a *****!
c_o_www 4
You're a total *****. "Guys never complain! And who wants to taste a guys hair? Like eww" you're a ******* **** and should just STFU cause you basically just told the whole Internet that. Well, I don't think I need to clarify what you said
mzeemzima 0
uhh dat nasty I hate hairy chicks YDI shave dat beast
smokn_pudlz 0
At least trim it.
at1325 0
I don't think I would have been bothered by this comment, he was joking, it's obvious no matter how much hair you have it won't kill your children as they are born. it was a joke. the common social response to a joke is to laugh.
insanesna1l 0
you mean my eating of a donut after hearing something humourous has been incorrect this entire time?? :-p
rostik 1
it seems there's someone else who needs to shave...
kenyrabit 25
Gold Star, #257! Clever comedian. I agree to laugh.
insanesna1l 0
just tell him; you wanna get laid or not?? and by the way, as cheech would put it "******* pussy" apologies for being crass
munkee_6669 0
its like your crotch is the jungle and your baby is a little Vietcong soldier XD
kealy97 0
lol !
allylav 0
LMAO!!
tmarie21 0
omg shave you freak!!!!
olivia365411 0
hey shave if u want or not of he still wants to **** u I'm sure he will
pop_a_squat 2
Don't worry about it too much OP. Your boyfriend was probably nervous and trying his best to lighten up the situation. Not that it was appropriate or anything, but it was just his attempt.