Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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Top comments
RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.
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Comments (119)
sammy0002 0
One of most funniest things I've read today!!!! You don' t even want to know what's going on in my head right now. HAHAHA!!!!! :-)
am3208 0
bahahaha
Emilyy1234 0
LOL.
Mikki4321 0
Okay, seriously, all the people saying: "You are disgusting, trim/shave BECAUSE EVERYONE IS DOING IT" or "BECAUSE GUYS LIKE IT", stfu. You don't deserve to have an opinion, and you probably don't even have one, just stole it from the mass of people you apparently need to follow to feel good about yourself.
unitalianovero 0
hahahahaah
ThickHead 0
HARRY ******!! xD
izzie2899 6
you heard him, cut the grass
littlemissslaugh 0
see i'm the kind of person who would slap him, then laugh, and say well honey your dick needs to grow a few inches, otherwise not even the good swimmers will have a chance :]
Peaceluver123 0
Maybe u needed to b4 u did it?? Or dump him
Stackhouse_fml 0
Only ******* ugly women and asians don't shave. Get a razor soon