Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
You ain't heard anything, right?
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Noob
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Hammertime
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Sensitive snowflake
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Peachy keen
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.
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monnanon 14
Your boyfriend is a bit daft isn't he? You may shave yourself from now til you get pregnant but depending on how big your pregnancy bump gets you won't be shaving down there towards the end. You can't even see that area in the last stages of pregnancy let alone shave or do anything else with it. Before any idiot says "ew get someone else to shave it" i can guarantee you will have so much more to worry out in those last months than a hairy pussy. On saying that i don't think he meant anything by it. He was probably nervous and though it would be funny to say something like that. You are probably more upset than normal OP because of the nervousness and the fact it was your first time. Don't worry about it, its your pussy, treat it how you want.
imright24 0
YDI. Time to shave that shit, or at least trim it. It may be natural, but that doesn't mean it can't be too much.
All_I_Need 4
To everyone who is talking about body odour and crabs, do you realize that crabs do not come with pubic hair ? Do you shave your head to avoind lice ? I doubt it. It's just the same really, not everyone who has pubic hairs will get crabs, I know no one who does. As for body odour, take a shower before sex, being hairy has nothing to with it. Firstly, every vulva has an odour, it's supposed to attract males (and hairs in this area are supposed to be attractive because they contain the pheromones), if it stinks, it is usually due to poor hygiene or a disease. I can be linked with menstruation as well. Or just because you do not like the odour of one person in particular, it happens. Actually, sweat also has an odour which can be attractive or repulsive, and it does not only depend on health condition or hygiene. If you do not take a shower or never wash yourself, then your sex is going to stink whether you have shaved or not, and usually, by the end of the day, because of the clothes, natural lubrification and peeing, it will not be clean and nice. As for oral sex, I guess it depends on one's preferences, but you can always use your fingers instead, and not everyone enjoys oral sex. However, I can tell you that a shaven vulva will not always make it feel better, and hairs are not so gross really. I never ate one with my girlfriend, she does not stink, she takes showers like everyone and she does not have crabs either. Stop it with your cultural misconceptions about hairs. Do you feel that your head is unhygienic just because it had hair ? I know the location is different but as long as you wash yourself, there are no problems down there. I do not think pubic hair would have survive evolution if there were so unhealthy though one may argue that genetic diseases exists... well, they used to be rarer because genetically disabled people died early.
sammy0002 0
that is a very long and weirdly stupid comic
Mikki4321 0
Comic, you say? Stupid, you say?
zjnat 1
hahahaha creative
sexygurl980 0
disgusting shave it I do everyone does shave it!
awesome21 0
That's pretty funny
mikho23 0
way to impress the guyXD
warrsoldier209 0
damn like that
fooltemptress 36
Pubic hair exists for a reason. It isn't healthy to completely shave or wax it off in women. Doing so can lead to bladder, urinary, kidney, and yeast infections, none of which are pleasant and some of which can cause serious organ damage if they're not treated early or become chronic.
cpatrick820 3
I don't think a completely hairless pubic region is sexy or healthy. I've been flat out turned off by it, as it looks childish. I've shaven my goods bald before, and laughed at how ridiculous it looked completely naked, not to mention the knicks and razor-burn that followed. That sad, I also believe hygiene is very important. I believe in our modern time, everyone should keep it all trimmed, and of course shower daily. I've never requested a girlfriend shave, but I believe that they noticed I took the time to be clean and trimmed for them and they in turn felt it fair to go by the same standard. Basically, no one should be asked to take care of themselves more than their partner. It's just hypocritical.