Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
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Top comments
RC4524 0
Regardless of your stance on hair "down there" he really should learn some tact, particularly at such a personal moment.
evilhobbitofdoom 4
Y'know, if my man insisted every woman in the world shave, I'd smack his three day beard off him. I hate the razorburn, and I don't do wax(nope, no, once was enough). I'll trim a lot of times, and sometimes shave as a treat to him, but hell no on permanently bald. You want A woman that is shaved all the time, that's your choice. Keep your opinion about ******* you're never going to see to yourself. You don't have the right to judge every woman's ******.
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Comments (119)
double_rainbow_o 0
YDI for not shaving,its disgusting
newhazeleyes 7
pahaha, fyl for moaning about such an awesome boyfriend!
sipher16 0
haha your bf is awesome
SexyGamerNerd110 8
um.. ya.. most guys like a shaved pussy.. what made you think your man would be any different? and even if he doesn't like it completely shaved, you still should have trimmed it back.
SexyGamerNerd110 8
also, people, where does the OP say she was losing her virginity?? because I sure didn't read that part.. ever think that MAYBE she already had lost her virginity to another, and this was the first time with a new boyfriend? I, sadly, know quite a few women who don't shave when they don't have a bf/gf
monnanon 14
Some women enjoy the respite of not having a bf so they can let it go for a wee bit. Nothing wrong with letting it grow if no one is looking. You say most men prefer it shaved. I haven't met any man who has said that, no one wants furballs but I doubt many men want fully waxed/shaved. I also like how you and everyone else on this thread assumed that her pussy must be really bushy. Maybe she did tidy it up but her bf still made a joke out of nervousness. Stubble would cause more rug burn than full hair i would have thought.
davethecanadian 3
ya I would say shave but really it all you. also done razor it,wax it. better for the pleasure for both of u.
aprilfacee 0
gross, I don't know why you don't shave in the first place(:
taylorr14 0
lmao
jtrain80 0
shave your danger zone
xgetxbentx 13
that's disgusting, shave your vag if you're doing anything sexual! that should be common sense!
CoachLlama 5
This one made me chuckle.