Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
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mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Mirorbo 27
*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!
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Comments (228)
Rape_Laser 0
that sucks first I hope
Scotticus117 11
nah 115 is pretty lol ;)
berkeleyjake 13
in his defense, you weren't in a committed relationship with him till you put your mouth on his genetils... so he did remember
epicenur 2
why do people celebrate months? it's so weird
birdofparadise 16
They aren't celebrating months. If you actually read it, it says that the first time she gave him a bj, it was a month after they got together. It was probably their one year last month and she's upset he forgot.
aquariusangel420 0
And that's when you find someone better who doesn't give a shit about bj anniversary he is a ****** idiot DUMP HIS ASS NOW and also find someone with a bigger dick cuz I'm sure he is that big but shhhh nobody's suppose to know that HAHA
bribri360 0
lol!!
EvilPotato 15
I don't understand people, why would someone want a penis in a mouth cause it would be just wrong for someone to kiss you, you would have his penis and his semen in your mouth.
MrPacMan36 4
should have given it to him on the first date. hed kill two birds with one stone.
porridge111 6
You don't actually think the semen stays in her mouth do you
EvilPotato 15
196 I talking it was in her mouth.
zourwolfe 0
at least he remembered something.. XD would you like him to forget everything altogether?
jwoww17 0
good point :P lol
facilitator 0
excuse him for only remembering the important things In life
MrFancy 0
Should have given him the BJ on your anniversary of being together. That way he would have had a much better chance of remembering it!
mmedeiros14 0
well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary
Jayymz24 0
haha! there you go! so it's not all that bad OP!
Doortje 30
I guess he cares more about blow jobs than about you. Did he get you a present?
CoonAndFriends 0
YES.^ Haha :D
foreverspellman 0
really 9? she said it was an FML because he forgot the anniversary. can you really blame a brotha for remembering something so wonderful? not every guy in the book likes sex just because it feels good. some actually understand that when they receive something like that, it's special. all kinds of wonderful emotions come from it, not to mention it feels good. as for you, I think you've never had that or ever realized that. truly upsetting for you and... try to look at the glass Half full next time.
MrGold 0
He came to surprise you. How nice. XD
llCHR15ll 0
I agree, your life sucks... In more ways than one :p (Haha. Me clever :p)
Tyraen 6
No.
EvilPotato 15
I see what you did, actually I don't your a retard.
GigglePony 13
You sound kind of mad, bro.
justin1104lee 0
doing something horrible to him to make him remember.
cldean24 4
Will what? Finish your sentence.
docscientist 10
Maybe Justin meant to say 'do'.
justin1104lee 0
yup. hate autocorrection!
Zombieslayer1 0
I totally agree the it sucks.
Timmy_Boy 17
maybe this should mark the month you go celibate
TXjuggalo972 6
yes celibate Indeed
sumguyonFML 0
celibate Ftw.