Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
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thinecowgoesmoo 0
Shitty. Hehehe.
alexandraa_fml 0
I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.
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DoingItWrong 0
If it was a heated toilet seat cover then it was an even trade. I don't think you fully understand how the mind of a guy works if you think that this was a FML.
lickmyjock 0
Was it a carpeted toilet seat cover? Cause IMHO those are simply amazing. Sometimes I just sit on them to sit on them.
Luckster 0
Happiness is a warm butt.
alexandraa_fml 0
ew.
Luckster 0
What? Would you prefer a cold butt?
Peroxide 3
You really should open the lid before doing your business, even if the lid is carpeted.
lickmyjock 0
yep. I love it when my butt is coddled my sweet softness.
Ronin420 4
nice beatles reference luckster
Luckster 0
*takes a bow*
JustAReaderOfFml 4
omg i luv the beetles :D
JustAReaderOfFml 4
cos im in sargetn pepperes lonely hearts club band!!!! tehe
Erranty 0
If you've been dating 5 years I'm guessing you've already moved in together. Which means you're both selfish and bought gifts that you know YOU would be using as well. Its not a FML, its not even a YDI, its a GTFO. The only other possibility is that its a YDI because you should've told him about something you wanted.
studentwoes 2
That's a HUGE assumption. I know of at least 2 couples that have been dating 5+ plus years and are not living together.
schwinn11 0
ahhhh, a toilet seat, the gift that keeps on giving
tuboshu1986 0
you can't value your relationship by the cost of something! you are too shallow. YDI
lettertjes 0
That's a bad gift, but since you also named your gift I get the feeling that you think a gift is given in exchange for something similar in stead of, well, as a gift. So YDI.
snafu57 1
well, you ever try sitting on a flat screen tv? seriously, a Lorena Bobbitt is in order here. (did you know my predictive text had that name in it????)
guckylynn 19
if you don't live together, maybe it means he'd like to move in together... you never know.
Elsan_fml 4
YDI for not talking about it before(so I assume).