Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend a new TV as a 10th anniversary present. She gave me a torch on a keyring. FML
Today, it's our first wedding anniversary, or Paper anniversary. I got him airline tickets for an expensive weekend break for two in Berlin. He got me a toilet roll. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
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thinecowgoesmoo 0
Shitty. Hehehe.
alexandraa_fml 0
I hope it wasn't one of those padded ones that squishes out air when you sit down.. gah, those are so gross. edit: I read it wrong.. A cover? wtf. FYL OP, what a strange gift.
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Laurasian 0
muffinsareyummy 1
trying to buy his love, ay?
Comentator 0
Don't blow him for a couple of weeks...he will change
beertime36 0
what if he bought you a brand new car? Would you want him to be upset that he only got a flat screen TV and demands you to buy something equal to the car? or is it you just find it insulting that he got you toilet sit cover? Next time be more precise! Either way you are in fact ******.
randall567 0
It's the thought that counts lol
leadrunner751 3
he didn't know you were going full-scale
newyork786 0
oh time to move on he's def not serious...stop spending on him!
fangobra 0
... How the hell can you have an anniversary if you aren't married? Proper romantic relationships don't have beginning dates, so where would you count from? That said, if you get married he will feel obliged to get you something good as your hubby.
bookyourfaces 0
Hahh. Toilet seat cover? Atleast you can both enjoy the gifts. You can watch TV and he can use the toilet seat covers just incase he has bad aim :)
zomgabug 0
Perhaps he is trying to take care of your buns for anal.