Today, I realized that my fiancée is using our son to make sure we can't have sex. He's two years-old and hasn't once slept in his own bed or crib. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
Today, two days before our vacation, I caught my wife coaching our six year-old son how to fake nightmares, so he could sleep in our bed every night. I now understand why we never have sex on vacation. FML
Today, my son is only two but I'm already plagued by the idea of him one day having a wife or girlfriend. I'm being kept awake at night by the betrayal of something that hasn't even happened. FML
Today, my son is incapable of sleeping alone because my husband keeps co-sleeping with him, stating, "He's going to be a kid for only a little while." The same guy who forced me to stop co-sleeping with the same kid because, "Kids need to be independent." The hypocrisy. FML
Today, I spent a good few minutes watching my wife thrash our son with a pillow because despite all our warnings to him about safe sex, he and his girlfriend are going to be parents in about 6 months, and they’re both 16. FML
Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé consistently thinks about his fear of breaking his penis while we have sex. He's afraid to have sex with me. FML
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Warp1978 15
My wife and I have three kids, my two year old sleeps in our bed (due to overcrowding) we haven't had any type of intamacy since lockdown so I'd say had a moment in the shower or wherever but she's not going to want sex if she's brest feeding because her body is kicking out tons of hormones at the moment that stifle this need as the baby (toddler) is her main focus. Things will get better but don't push it.
tounces7 28
He's 2 years old, not 2 months. If they haven't had sex in two years, then yes, she's intentionally avoiding it, and it has nothing at all to do with the kid.
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MotherKat 11
Are you kidding? Have you considered possibly that your kid is more important than getting your rocks off? If still breast feeding sex drive will be minimal anyway and why the ever living biscuit would you want to have sex with someone who didn't actively want to have sex with you?
tounces7 28
He's 2 years old, not 2 months. If they haven't had sex in two years, then yes, she's intentionally avoiding it, and it has nothing at all to do with the kid.
Warp1978 15
My wife and I have three kids, my two year old sleeps in our bed (due to overcrowding) we haven't had any type of intamacy since lockdown so I'd say had a moment in the shower or wherever but she's not going to want sex if she's brest feeding because her body is kicking out tons of hormones at the moment that stifle this need as the baby (toddler) is her main focus. Things will get better but don't push it.
tounces7 28
My wife is currently breastfeeding. This is not true of all women by far.
kfchicken 31
the kids two years old, It time for it to stop sleeping with them anyway.
Jaclyn Hoffman 5
This sounds sad. Kids are important, sure, but intimacy is vital to a marriage.
gavo 8
no, sex is not vital to a marriage.
sarahcroy20 12
So have sex somewhere else.
LPS8585 26
All the men commenting that if she’s still breastfeeding her sex drive won’t be there. Hi, I’m still breastfeeding my almost 2 year old and my sex drive is insane.
Nhayaa 21
Well, don't you know men loooove to tell women how their body works because they know better?
Yummi_913 18
Currently breastfeeding an almost 9 month old and saaaaaaame.
sarsuela 29
If she is using your son then it sucks of course, but what have *you* done to get your toddler to sleep in his own bed? It hardly ever happens overnight and usually requires lots of work.