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Today, I have a new boss. She claims to be a professional Angry Birds player. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lauziej93
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Logroño, Spain
Oh no, oh no no no
Today, my mother-in-law became my boss. FML
unemployed
United States
That's some BS
Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML
raquelcita
Winter Park, United States
Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML
Anonymous
United States
Got something for you
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
Don't text and work
France
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Anonymous
Corozal, Colombia
Bullshit jobs
Today, and ever since someone hired our new manager, she began threatening us, saying she was going to fire us because we "never work." In the meantime, she delegates her tasks, and is never available online. So, finally, our director thought she deserved a salary increase for… not actually doing her work. FML
Anonymous
Jekyll and Hyde
Today, I found out my "nice" boss was only nice to me for my first month. She's now started yelling at me for every little thing. FML
Anonymous
Beaumont, United States
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for killing him in Minecraft. FML
notanidiot
Lansing, United States
Today, I laughed when I shouldn't have and am probably fired. What happened? My boss asked me if birds were reptiles. I thought he was kidding. FML
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Doortje 30
Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.
seraphxchild 3
psh best boss ever
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Comments (124)
mozeltov 7
that game makes me soo angry from frustration, I can't believe they're making a movie
greenhatboy 0
it's a joke there not actually making one
Molord1 0
it's actually called Rio
katie15xx 0
lol at your picture ^
freeholdphil 0
rio isn't about angry birds. the only reason they made the rio add on is cuz they thought it tied in pretty good with the plot of angry birds
imlagginglol 0
Oh wow they make movies on anything these days
cassydawn 0
there making a movie!?
CitrusGirl 0
They are not making an Angry Birds movie. See 65s comment. But pretty sure OPs boss was joking.
Fedele94 0
yea there not making a movie on it and interesting fact bout Rio... nv knew
kspear2 12
there are plans for a cartoon however
PissingPeopleOff 0
Top 50 in Modern Combat 2. Much better than angry birds.
L3Paparazzo 7
sounds like the chillest boss ever !
pandabearsmiles 0
Rio is a movie that has nothing to do with Angry Birds. But they ARE making and Angry Birds movie, scheduled to come out next year sometime.
esu 5
your pretty lucky and your life is not ****** your boss sounds awesome
afdude87 6
that's what I was thinking..
mozeltov 7
114- I don't appreciate you replying to my comment with nothing relevant in any way shape or form and if you would scroll down, there is already a comment that is similar to yours
mozeltov 7
114- I don't appreciate you replying to my original post with nothing relevant to said post, and if you scroll down, you would notice a comment similar to yours, no need to repeat what others have already said
lazypopo 0
that is just... sad. I admit angry birds is a good game, but to claim that she's a professional player? smh.
ImaWiseGuy 5
challenge her....
ptxace 0
It's all about that air penguin now(;
SdCounty33 0
Maybe the boss was being sarcastic and OP took her boss' comment out of context.
lazypopo 0
it might have been out of context but if it was the truth, then that's one unique boss OP has got there.
seraphxchild 3
psh best boss ever
blubunny 0
I totally agree
snade 0
That Is so awesome!
Doortje 30
Let's hope she doesn't think you're a pig.
uncbballwins 0
nice
bigman2k10 0
you my friend, made me happy in the pants.
RaineLee 5
4 wins!
Gi510 0
Too funny
joooeee 3
So you are his angry birds assistant? does he train you?!?!?
krushr 3
It seems as though there are millions of "nerdy physics students" out there who "somehow get joy out of calculating projectile motions."
mintcar 10
My comment disappeared. Anyways, I never insulted people who like physics. Since when was liking Physics and being nerdy a bad thing?! I'm a huge Bio nerd and I love it.
mintcar 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow, seriously? That game is incredibly lame. Unless you're a nerdy, physics student who gets joy out of somehow calculating projectile motions.
neondeath 0
fail. it clearly says that the boss is a "she" not a "he".
PassTheDutch 0
no where in her comment did she specify male or female. you sir fail.
joooeee 3
clearly I am wrong on purpose because I'm a hipster and it would be so mainstream to be right. duh
PassTheDutch 0
mybad this FML is ******* with me and moving all the comments around. I see where the comment was suppose to go.
daybowbow 0
I understand them. I'm all about Cat Physics.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Hey, I used to play that game and found it fun. I'm not a nerdy physics student either. =(
nerdchic 5
I'm not a nerdy physics student yet I like that game.. just bc you can't play it doesn't mean you have to down all the nerds
mintcar 10
I never said there was anything wrong with Physics or liking Physics, WTF? How is being nerdy and liking physics a bad thing? Wow... I'm taking the course right now actually.
mintcar 10
Either what I said didn't make sense or you guys are misunderstanding. Probably my fault, oh well.
smlz4me 1
your an asshole
Slipknot666Maggo 0
lol. hipster kid just can't get the hang of the game. ;)
rojo123 0
sucks for u
mattmadden 0
Not really. It's not like OP's boss will only give him/her a raise if they can beat her at it. That would be an FML, this isn't.
polysyllabist 3
Ask her where she got her degree from
rattusrattus 19
Well, I heard they had professional Starcraft players in some countries, and people have played Space Invaders for money... I don't know why.
docscientist 10
I'd also like to know why people who play football, baseball, and the like get paid. What a mystery.
benjimm1 0
athletics are actually careers and athletes invest a lot of time every year so they deserve money, but some salaries are outrageous, then again it is tv
nerdchic 5
gaming is a real career in which they put a lot of time and effort into perfecting their games....
rattusrattus 19
Personally I find the "CONGRATULATIONS" and rolling credits to be the reward.
samadams42 0
launch her from a giant slingshot.
FreebirdIII 1
Boss = Fat red bird
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
I'd be scared to work with you...