Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a sex dream about a coworker I've known for a few weeks. He's a lovely guy, but is not someone I'd usually be attracted to. He's also 18, and I'm 29. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, thanks to a very intense sexual dream, I suddenly have a strong (and lustful) crush on a coworker, making me gasp every time I see them. I'm happily married. And pregnant. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I accidentally called out the coworker I have a crush on’s name in bed instead of my wife’s. The thing is, thinking about her is the only thing that will keep me hard and brought to orgasm. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived that I got a raging hard-on from seeing and hearing my coworker yawn. FML
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cuz803 46
You sure you're gay? Maybe bisexual? Maybe a heteroromantic gay guy? Homoflexible? Again, are you sure you're gay?
RichardPencil 32
It's 2022, man! It's OK to be straight-curious these days. Back in the bad old days, you had to treat women as beards. Now, it's acceptable for you to recognize them as sexy!
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cuz803 46
You sure you're gay? Maybe bisexual? Maybe a heteroromantic gay guy? Homoflexible? Again, are you sure you're gay?
Doom_Kitty 14
I really don't get why this is a problem. You're attracted to an attractive person?
RichardPencil 32
It's 2022, man! It's OK to be straight-curious these days. Back in the bad old days, you had to treat women as beards. Now, it's acceptable for you to recognize them as sexy!
mccuish 25
Maybe you’re bisexual
Nazmazh 18
Eh, it's a dream, plenty of random stray thoughts coalesced into some sort of vaguely recognizable pattern. There's nothing inherently deeper about it - And there's not really a problem if there is, tbh. Sex dreams aren't excluded from the presumption that dreams generally don't have literal meanings. There could be some sort of emotion rolling around in you right now - And it's not even necessarily attraction of any sort. Could be anything from stress and anxiety to general anticipation or elation. I'm not a dream interpreter. But I'm sure there's plenty of resources out there to help you square away any curiosity you have about what it might mean.
JackWood 21
Guess what? You're not totally gay. There I said it.