Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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Top comments
JasonUMN 15
Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!
LaurenLo 17
As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!
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Comments (80)
fromstumbling 8
Why doesn't he just fire you? Or is he trying to scare you enough so that you'll quit on your own?
gracehi 33
Depending on the laws in her state our of she is in a union, OP's, boss may not be able to fire her just because he wants to or because she sucks at her job. He may need a specific reason to do so.
gracehi 33
*or. And sorry for that random comma. Damn my fat fingers.
BradTheBrony 19
Wait, wait, wait, wait... There are circumstances under which "poor performance" is not a good enough reason to fire somebody?
gracehi 33
All the time, according to the teacher's union. Nor is being convicted of child molestation a viable reason to fire a person according to that brood of snakes. I imagine there are some other unions that are much the same way, though of course not all or even most of them.
PattonGilette2 18
aaa
Fmlsea 28
what did you do to piss them off ,that much that they would put your photo on a dartboard?
4funzies 13
Ut-oh spaghetti-O
mac8080 7
Maby he got bored.
brandoneyez1 25
So get one for yours with his photo. I hope you can aim better.
Dinoporeon 9
You must be doing something right.
olpally 33
Rip it off his wall. That's so unprofessional. I don't care if he's joking or not.
zahidnasir 22
maybe he is just jealous
KB616 11
Jealous of what...?
EmmaMK 35
Comment you have never liked the photo any way. Seriously, if he is not being funny, take a photo for evidence and think about talking to HR.