Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with the cute cashier at my usual drive-thru. Instead of saying, "Thank you," I panicked and said, "I love you." Now I have to find a new favorite burger place. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML
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nikkon416 13
Was the caller having a heart attack?
shaytards_fml 9
it's back????
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nikkon416 13
Was the caller having a heart attack?
xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18
After a McRib, possibly...
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Damn postprandial heart attacks...
Otherhats 20
Honestly, I would blurt out laughing depending on the current 911 call. If something beyond important was going on I would asking if he "thinks this is a ******* game."
shaytards_fml 9
it's back????
kjack49044 18
Say whaaaaaat?!
Pesticides 19
Free advertising thanks to 911 services and Fml!
summerguy97 16
Actually McRibs can come back anytime so long as a manager or managers feel like they want to do so.
Bioshockxs 9
Shut the **** up guy ^
rahulcool7 14
Killed it
Bostern 29
Did they?
fax160 13
Did they say yes?
Blink_me26 21
That's hilarious, I hope the caller is okay!
PleaseStahp 10
Would you also like fries with that?
patrickalamo 48
Add fries and a drink to make it a meal.
pizzzah 9
hey, A+ for the service
rgri 11
"Yes, with large fries and a Coke. Also, tell them to hurry. My dad is having a heart attack."
paigexox0 37
Oh i feel ya, after my shifts there whenever i hear beeping i automatically think its the fry timer and panic for a second lmao!
millagramssxe 24
Maybe the ambulance would get there quicker if they were delivering food. I've seen pizzas delivered in less time then rescue personnel. :/
thebadlt 7
is that because you call 911 for bullsh*t reasons?
blaherman 12
as I used to deliver food, I do agree with this statement.
naiveprophet 15
Where I live, there's at least five pizza delivery places within a five minute radius. The nearest hospital is 15 minutes away. There's also a difference between throwing a couple pizzas in your car and getting an ambulance ready with paramedics and drivers.