Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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JasonUMN 15
Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!
LaurenLo 17
As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!
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Comments (80)
PizzaDeliveryGrl 19
At least you've still got your job...
tuffykat 8
I would report that to be, that bullying and a subliminal threat of violence towards you...prehaps he will be posting a fml about losing his job over this childish behavior...or maybe you can sneak in his office and switch it with his own pic!!
lsg3000 6
Damn, is it that bad? Why doesn't he just fire you and get it over with?
0neiros 14
Sneak in really early, wearing latex gloves, Put a picture of him on his desk, and slam a butcher knife through it, and a note done on a generic printer in Comic Sans "Your move, think wisely." Go home, and call out for the day. Protest total innocence. Be sure to take a few good pictures of the Dartboard for your personal records. Every now and then just stare at him, when he looks up, Grin and slowly walk off maintaining eye contact.
hurley12 30
Just be grateful that employee is not you. Or is it?
naiveprophet 15
#67, did you not read the post? it says "my employee photo." It's OP.
kaelynangelfoot 5
I'm pretty sure that would qualify for a hostile working environment lawsuit.
naiveprophet 15
Not cool. Does your boss have a boss? If so, go above his head and file a harassment claim.
leonchen7498 12
look mom, no vowels
Xotoolyxo 16
As long as it's not your picture! Let your employee friend know though
Labrynthian 6
I'm not sure it's anything to worry about. However, that constitutes as Work-Place Aggression and you can actually report him for that if it really bothers you.