Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, at work one of my co-worker was oddly nice to me; and my boss, who usually always says hi to me, didn't look or speak to me. Later that day I found out that I was going to be fired, not because my boss told me but because my picture was missing from the wall of employees. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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Top comments
Harpy20 24
Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.
PenguinBitch 44
I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.
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Comments (120)
Harpy20 24
Sounds like a dick. Hopefully you got a decent-sized severance package out of it.
savage93 11
Sounds like the boss needed a man's dick in HIS mouth!
TheRandomIndian 17
He already has one up his ass
oj101 33
I'm not sure whether the OP's life sucks or if he deserved it. On one hand, the boss made an extremely immature move resulting in his termination via an underhanded method, or if he deserved it seeing as he failed to do a quick check of the slides before the actual presentation- and restricting access to anyone from using his computer. We also don't know the full story. The boss could have been trying to settle old scores or the OP was a slacker, but current provisions and HR/unions make it next to impossible to fire a worker unless they did something extremely bad.
kakarot2 11
^tl;dr
TwiztedYuri 9
the boss just wanted everyone to know the type of Dick he likes. it was a good "finish"
soulebelius 17
#30, what do you mean a "man's dick?" As opposed to what else??
MatteKudasai 17
46- a transgender's dick? A horse's dick? An elephant's dick? I think he just wanted to specify that it has to be a human male's dick.
starbucksguy 16
40:- ummmm....ye wha?
motoxracer156 5
Well I would hope it's was "mans" ****
MrsAlexander83 10
I personally think he just wanted everyone in the office and whoever was viewing the presentation to see his dick, so he could smile that he gave everyone a **** shot. Doing it via this presentation though means he can still show his dick off and not get fired for it...smh...management these days.
moonboobs 4
So, it was a picture of himself?
lilhellian 27
38 It isn't that hard to fire people in many states that are commonwealth states.. Besides the boss probably has the employees passwords for security reasons and for if employees forget it.. That's if They don't really have an I.T. department..
X_Codes 11
@38 - You grossly overestimate the power of unions. How hard it is to fire someone depends directly on how good their contract is.
tjv3 10
Sue for sexual harassment. That is if you can prove it was him.
lsfactor 4
A dog's or an elephant's. I could keep going
myeviltwin 20
HR makes it hard to be fired???? A you kidding me, HR works for the company not for the workers. And there is no indication that this person was unionized. Take your anti-worker hate somewhere else. As most employees these days are "at will", they can be fired for any reason or no reason at all. The working people in this country have been getting the shaft (again) since reagan took office.
_The_Dude_ 8
This whole sentence sounds like a play on words.
mpj13 8
I agree with your boss. Smart man he is. Smart man.
Mrjangleybits 1
No, he really isn't
nnnope 26
Since when has setting yourself up for a hefty lawsuit been considered smart...?
chrissy2 28
not smart at all considering OP can sue the shit out of him for sexual harassment.
ambitiousnygrl 17
That comment alone shows me how stupid the 2 of you are. Get a backbone and tell the person you don't want them anymore instead of pulling some stupid prank!
sadh3 12
Well that was a Dick move.
dude1122332 9
You're boss may just be Grade-A douche bag.
zero91 4
*your
pharaohasphuck 10
How are people still making the same mistake with "your" and "you're?"
SpikyG 3
People like him deserve a GOOD beating.
onlychildFTW 34
I hope OP got the boss recorded saying that. Then due him for sexual harassment. This is one of those times I think suing is an okay response.
MrsAlexander83 10
Yeah, but the EEOC (equal employment opportunity) is usually where someone has to go first and they aren't worth two pennies.
cristy91 33
5, I'm not sure if a "good beating" do anything but encourage his behavior
BrimfullOfAsher 20
On your way out, give your boss a parting shot in Hungarian: "Lofasz a segedben!"
SApprentice 34
Wow, your boss is pathetic. That's really immature on his part.
ohSNAPyall 27
And sexual harassment!
PenguinBitch 44
I think you have a good reason to call Human Resources. I would've just quit. You wouldn't want to work for someone who clearly wants you fired.
randii_17 11
Prove that it wasn't you, or prove that it was him, who put the picture there.
goose12321 11
To who?
ambitiousnygrl 17
To HR and anyone else that he needs to in order to restore his dignity.
pickles1994 18
Better question is how are you going to prove something like this, it's one mans word over another.
ExRev_Kyrian 6
Exactly. My first thought was "instead of posting to FML, get resources to sue his ass."
His_Holiness 18
Don't lie you did it because you liked it
HeyArnold91 8
You didn't review the slides before presenting?
luminos77 3
Exactly, YDI.