Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML
Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML
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Top comments
JasonUMN 15
Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!
LaurenLo 17
As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!
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Comments (80)
VampOfSavannah 31
Perhaps it's time to find a new job.
KB616 11
By the way OP, could you explain your user name? I got that the end means "no vowels".
Sly_3_4_me 2
It's 'Look Mom, No Vowels', sort of like the 'Look mom, no hands' phrasing. It's speculation, but most likely correct.
asylumlane 23
Sounds like harassment/bullying. Time to collect evidence and contact HR.
October3461 12
That's unprofessional and immature. You'd think that a manager would know better
cowgirlonacid 4
Did you clog the toilet?
_just_me__ 7
Maybe he misses every time on purpose because he likes you
Girlie7 11
Did he hit the target?
mercrover 10
Try having sex with him
buckdharma 38
Op- Ouch, ouch, ouch. Boss-Um yeah, that's all I got.
ziya1999 12
Ouch. thats sad.
worldclassrager 41
Well you still have your job...maybe he just happened to pick you first just putting different employees up when their pic is finished...or this is some way he is letting you go..