jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unwanted
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Worky Workerton
Oakland, United States
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Bob
Los Angeles, United States
Brutal
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
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StzaCrack666 18
When you were taking out the trash you forgot a big piece... Your boss
abNormal62 23
Knock knock Who's there! Joe Joe who? Joe - your employee! Sorry Joe the employee doesn't work here anymore
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Comments (79)
kristergirl 13
that was a crappy thing to do
Speedy1979 13
Not the right way for your employer to fire you .
cari_cat 19
I imagine OP's boss also breaks up with people by text message
cat_overlord 13
BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA
WistayShlaio 3
That's so horrible I'm sorry that happen to you
Frammy007 7
Lock him out! Take super glue and squeeze it into the locks then wipe off any excess so it's not noticeable until his key no longer fits in the door. I feel I should advise you against doing this as it will most likely be considered destruction of property causing damages in excess of $5000 (hey, that's what happens when you can't open the store!) which makes it a pretty big deal, however it's the best revenge I can think. Sorry OP - FYL
shemademedoit 20
you sure it wasn't a prank?
NutellaBear 3
Your boss is a spineless bastard.
writerchic85 26
You know I'm kind of wondering if he did it this way because you have an explosive temper or something.
Jacei3eleren 2
sounds like a Mitch Fatel joke lol