Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML
Today, my friend's 11 year-old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML
Today, during a judo session, I was paired with a thin, frail-looking rookie. Before a mock skirmish, as I'm much bigger, I said I'd take it easy on her, but also to give it her best shot. She immediately threw me on my face to the floor, knocking me out cold in 7 seconds. FML
Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML
Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML
Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
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Top comments
Aspen_Grace33 27
Well, look at the bright side...you're a great teacher!!!
Abdul888 16
You taught him "self defense," and now the brat learned to assault.
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Comments (60)
Aspen_Grace33 27
Well, look at the bright side...you're a great teacher!!!
assurant 12
he is either a fast learner or he just really wanted to kick ass
gracehi 33
And the student becomes the master.
Iz15 4
always
nana_star 27
At least you know you make an excellent teacher.
idontknow8 8
i read your comment in castiels voice lol
cutycat136 28
Should've seen it coming. Who wouldn't want to try it out after to see if it actually works, and who better to try it out on than the teacher that taught it to you?
Dreamsorrow93 24
It honestly sounded like something I'd do.
Brandi_Faith 34
How would they know if they've learnt it correctly unless they try the move out? Joking (kinda). If you don't want the move being done than you should probably let your students know not to do it hard, only in slo-mo; because I can see some students wanting to make sure they're able to do it.
silvermoon5033 26
At least you taught him correctly?
the_aspect 28
why would he do the same thing to you once you reached him the moves? Did an Karate teacher teach you those moves?
haileyrows 26
Were you floored by his newfound talent?
FYLTHOUGH 15
wtf kind of technique is this that even a child can knock someone out
Rkikkas9713 25
The Wuxi finger hold.
Brandi_Faith 34
The sleeper? Unless op meant some sort of punch that knocked people out?
False_Stupidity 42
Clearly it was the Vulcan neck pinch.
Tander 16
22 - Oh, you know this hold?
MaT30123 19
A karate chop to the chest (sarcasm)
russfml 31
Now that's a new way to get an ironic fist in the face.