jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unwanted
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Worky Workerton
Oakland, United States
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Bob
Los Angeles, United States
Brutal
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
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StzaCrack666 18
When you were taking out the trash you forgot a big piece... Your boss
abNormal62 23
Knock knock Who's there! Joe Joe who? Joe - your employee! Sorry Joe the employee doesn't work here anymore
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Comments (79)
karcummings 19
I hope you got your stuff! that's rufe
SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow that is beyond rude your boss now your ex boss, sounds like a real winner I'm sorry OP this might be a blessings in disguise though now you can find a good decent job. good luck OP you should do a follow up on this FML so we know what happened.
Evil_Jester 17
Your former boss has no balls.
chefnoel22 11
Were you at least able to go back in to get your stuff?
nickflohr 2
Lol whyd you get fired
Kurby14 21
WTF!? Report his ass! sorry OP, that sucks! :/
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
so who was really taking out the trash
Stillo 25
Wow, someone doesn't like confrontations......
A_Little_Girl77 12
Wtf. Is your boss hormonal teenage girl? Who does that?
Soleia_Grace 15
did he let you come back and get your stuff like car keys?