Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Top comments
nycwrestler 17
Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.
zombieslayer83 19
At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.
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Comments (123)
genex_skulls 6
She is gonna have to work VERY hard on that date ;)
ttqq 7
Prize? For winning what?
JanisEvans 10
That's why you never **** the company. As for all those asking why the boss can't fire them himself, get your minds out of your minimum wage fast food jobs. OP could be a regional manager, or head of some sort of sub-division manager. So while he might be reporting into someone, it might still be his responsibility to fire these people. No matter how hardworking they are, I had to fire top notch people because there wasn't enough money to pay them. Welcome to the recession.
LetsBeRealistic 3
Lets be realistic. U cant just ask her out before shes fired? Or u cant just get her number and hang out with her later? Quit makin excuses for yourself and sack up
hateevryone 15
You probably can't ask her out now.
sig4life 18
Well, I have some good news and some bad news which would you like first.......
prettydummy 12
offer her a new job doing sexy things xD
BobbieH 19
You must not have heard the phrase "Never dip your pen in company ink". I'd say you're in a better position to ask her out now. You're not the one who chose to let her go, and if you didn't blame her performance as why she was fired, then she shouldn't have an issue with you.
LeeRed 15
Did your boss just called dibs on the girl you like? Sneaky sneaky
pumpedupkix 7
It's not meant to be.