Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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nycwrestler 17
Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.
zombieslayer83 19
At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.
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Comments (123)
simoncat 11
Never fish off the company pier. Bad- BAD idea. But since she got fired, she's fair game.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Explain that it's your boss that made you do it, then offer to take her out for drinks so both of you can talk about how much the boss sucks.
False_Stupidity 42
Probably the best way to handle this situation I think. Be willing to offer a recommendation and help her find a new job and it will probably be a win.
Stahrgeyzer 8
Tell her that you're firing her professionally, but you would like to start a personal life with her.
icepick23 12
At least she has some free time & could use a free meal! If she declines, just offer her cash to go out with you
kkrivicky 6
at least you didnt have to fire your girlfriend lol
80skid 15
Just start out by saying, "So, good news, bad news..."
CheeseHater 23
#33, what new taxes? Most tax breaks are continued permanently, in fact 99% of them, and about 80% of the revenue. Nevertheless, if the employers think that there are going to be higher taxes I can see why they would fire people for that reason. OnT: My suggestion: ask the boss to do it since you want to ask the girl out, when she's sad, offer her some comfort over coffee or similar and you're in. So long as you stay out of the friendzone, that is.
mtlfenix 7
Has no one ever told you? "Don't dip your pen in company ink" Apply it ... It would make your situation a lot less awkward!
neoamaru_fml 8
You should watch that episode of Friends where Chandler also had to fire a girl he liked LOL!!! Be inspired
Chaylbs_Draco 8
That's why they say you don't shit where you eat.... Dating someone you oversee is never a good thing