Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Top comments
nycwrestler 17
Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.
zombieslayer83 19
At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.
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Comments (123)
mschmuty_fml 19
did you get her number
Pitbull305 9
#88, mostly right. Taxes are higher on small business, not only because of expired breaks but new increases and lower allowed deductions. Yes, people being fired to preserve businesses.
DrunkButterfly 17
omg I thought this was fml not econ class! why are u all talking so serious?
SammyS2012 21
Because it's called having a conversation and people wanting to learn things even when not in class.
crazychild96 5
... Chandler?
DrunkButterfly 17
but I thought this app was for having fun not for talking about taxes and stuff
Carmstro 13
105 I totally mean this in a lighthearted way but your profile picture is really matching your comments
Mf2307 15
hopefully she isnt too mad at you for that
Luxord33 8
That'll go well: "Sweetheart, you're fired. But how 'bout a quicke before I go to work?" LOL
interesting33 37
Tell her you disaagree but there is nothing you can do?