Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Top comments
nycwrestler 17
Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.
zombieslayer83 19
At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.
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Comments (123)
1215116a 14
I'm wondering why this is thumbed down. I saw the joke in it. Huh. Oh well.
icepick23 12
She will get over it
firefly319 7
Work romances are usually bad ideas. Fire her, blame the boss for putting you into this position, and ask if she wants to go talk. You won't be asking/pushing for a relationship but you'll be her emotional knight in shining armor.
PhishloverA 14
Then he'll go all Horrible Bosses mode. When you fire them he'll shout "What are you doing?! You're so heartless, firing four amazing employees?!"
chanellgymnast 17
Fire your "hardworking" boss. BOOM.
XxKiKiMCRmyxX 4
It's your job to fire them... It seems like she'd understand.
gregorygreg87 12
Dating co-workers rarely works out anyway.
onorexveritas 24
explain to her the issue
Federgirl 19
did u at least get to ask out the girl u like?
carleyboo2018 20
Ross?