Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
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Top comments
nycwrestler 17
Your boss is a pussy. He should do it himself.
zombieslayer83 19
At least she will have plenty of free time to go on a date with you.
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Comments (123)
SammyS2012 21
I could be wrong but this is what I'm thinking of what they meant. I THINK in the Clinton or Papa Bush administration, a tax break law was voted on that did something to lower taxes for businesses. Baby Bush renewed it during his term, but Obama didn't, so now a bunch of businesses and people are in a higher tax bracket and have to pay a heck more taxes than before; causing companies to fire their employees and causing people to lose their jobs. PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME IF IM WRONG. I didn't understand it that well when I read the article and no one bothers to explain it to me.
BananerzFresh 12
He could just be testing you because he wants to make you partner.
not_bothered 10
Chandler in FRIENDS comes to mind.. :D
notepie 6
Big whoopie
naturalbadassnba 11
Its not ur fault though. Ur boss made the call. :) just ask her out first then later that day tell her haha
marxistbkly 3
Bro, you have to think opportunity. "I have some really important news [boss' name] asked me to tell you. I think it would better o er drinks."
Satoaoi 13
sad as that may be you gotta do what you gotta do unless you wanna be fired along with the four. and they will get another job probably even a better one don't worry about it
FML_Whale 18
"Wanna go to dinner? Oh yeah, and you're fired."
ShannonBitt 29
that probably means you're going to be picking up their responsibilities too
mschmuty_fml 19
did