Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Mr_Alarm 12
Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?
Im2Handsom 1
Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.
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Comments (164)
ricinator 11
Why were you taking a nap on the ground?
rkmepm 16
You obviously haven't read 8 u noob
The_Troller 14
I didn't think the kind of people that sleep in the park while wearing neon orange were the kind of people that read FML.
anfunii 0
Damn that musta hurt bad
rkmepm 16
No it didn't. That's why op posted his story here in the first place
durbins95 0
May I ask why you were napping in the park? And how could your balls get stepped on? Were you laying on the groundd??
bzett 0
maye he was color blind
Fatalist_ 2
Maybe you shouldn't lay your balls all over the place :p
SteveTheJanitor 6
He could be colour blind
283leis 8
Did you think he could be blind?
j_cat187 20
I'm Color and i can't see how you can miss that
nerdsftw 4
YDI for wearing a neon orange jacket >.> ;)
Scands_59 14
dude, sleeping in the park? seriously? are you like homeless or something??? Shame your poor balls...