Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Top comments
Mr_Alarm 12
Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?
Im2Handsom 1
Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.
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Comments (164)
Kingrat3154 4
I honestly have no idea how that could've happened, and why the **** were you sleeping in a park?
hatchet27 0
At you a road worker?
Ghostkid825 17
Um... Maybe he wasn't looking down??
ajmacrae 5
You should have been wearing neon orange pants....
liftedyoda 5
So why sleep there?
metaloner19 6
Maybe he's colorblind.
bizarre_ftw 22
Wow Seriously FYL!!! Nothing in that sounds in Anyway redeemingly pleasant At All!! I'm so sorry
megan_lovee 0
so yu were taking a nap in the park??...alrighty then.
bubo_fml 11
Were you sleeping Y shaped? Could've been worse! Imagine what a set of nuts on display would be to a hungry/playful pit bull, a bird or a squirrel?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How did you fall asleep in a public park? And why? Plus, if you were sleeping on a bench, you couldn't have gotten stepped on. Otherwise you'd have to be lying on the ground, in which case, again, how did you fall asleep there? YDI for falling asleep in a park.