Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML
Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML
Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML
Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML
Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML
Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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Mr_Alarm 12
Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?
Im2Handsom 1
Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.
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Comments (164)
perdix 31
Maybe you were also wearing really effective camouflage pants and the ball-stepper was merely trying to avoid stepping on the orange-jacketed double amputee laying in his way. For testicular safety, you should have also worn a flashing jockstrap.
1_2_Woot_Woot 0
My balls hurt now D;
onorexveritas 24
maybe he was color blind
zaguar 0
He could be color blind! But definitely sux!
kyliebear 15
Blind much?
SwtCherryPie 26
Im curious as to why you were sleeping in the park in the first place. Are you homeless or just too lazy to walk the rest of the way home to sleep?
bms1996 12
ew...who wears neon colored jackets these days?especially guys..that's like really 80's..
ricinator 11
maybe an industrial worker??? duhh
EmAnRap 2
you a hobo??
ElmoStoleMyLook 1
U can take a nap in the park? O.o and If u can... Why in the floor? -_-
dr_horrible_ 10
Why is everyone asking why he napped in a park? A lot of people do that.
theghost1309 11
Thank you finally somebody with brains lol.
KaitHud 0
Yeah, homeless people. I nap at my house... In my bed or on my couch....
ricinator 11
it's not why he was napping in the park as much as how his balls were stepped on.