Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
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Aratiti 8
My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.
olpally 33
That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.
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Comments (95)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Why didn't you ask help from the Police, they'd have given you a lift.
itzkyle 5
That really sucks.. But it couldve been much worse! But still sucks.
ElatedEarthling 15
26- Teen pregnancy upsets you? Well, don't ever read about 12-21st century history. It's not just this generation, its been happening for thousands of years. This generation is just the only one to have a problem with it.
DBallin 10
Woo Western Australia. Taking transperth trains is bad enough, hopefully there weren't too many train weirdos leering at you.
Savner 16
Even though it's been around for so long, teen pregnancy is more of an issue now. In earlier centuries our life span wasn't as long and women didnt have to worry about college or jobs because they married young and men provided for them.
PenguinBitch 44
31- I doubt you were alive during the sixties sweetheart.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Your attire has nothing to do with your ability to use birth control or how fast his swimmers are going..
SasquatchDeluxe 10
YOUR life may suck, but I'll bet the lives of the guys on the train didn't!
oxygenius 14
Perhaps that's the reason why they gave you any money in the first place. ;)
xviii_jorja 10
HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT -ahem- yeah I feel horrible for you. Xx