Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
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Top comments
Aratiti 8
My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.
olpally 33
That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.
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perdix 31
You're lucky you got enough money for train fare simply by asking. I'd have made you work for it, . . . if you know what I mean ;) 305, Mr. Worldwide, Dale!
Enslaved 38
That's Bull! Pitbull that is! I think the Miami "HEAT" has gotten to you! :P Stay out of the sun while here!
perdix 31
#32, Whew, I thought you were going to call me out for being a 954 Broward County wannabe. That would have been embarrassing, if you know what I mean. Dale!
djxerxes9000 18
Wtf are you bitches babbling about?
kozzard 17
noone knows, we just let perdix and Enslaved do their thing, and enjoy the hilariousness ensue.
Welshite 40
*raises hand* #13: I disagree. Teen pregnancy rates have decreased significantly in recent years, and I don't see how dressing a specific way encourages pregnancy. A lot of it has to do with education and knowledge of contraception methods. You aren't going to stop teens having sex no matter how hard you try.
golden_warrior 23
Why couldn't you ask for a cell phone to make a phone to call to a friend or family member to pick you up and bring you clothes?
Rana16 4
Good question
MorganBrown 8
I guess it was just my way of seeing it. Teen pregnancy just upsets me and I thought clothing had to do with it while it drives hormones up the walls. I am sadly stuck in this bad generation and wish it was better, but all I can do Is only worry about myself.
Ameel_fml 19
On the bright side, you got to spend the day at the beach in only a bikini. This side of Australia is colder than Winter and pissing rain for the past week. :(
Enslaved 38
That's one of my fears. I always watch my stuff like a hawk when I'm at the beach, thinking how easy it would be to have someone steal it. But damn, even your beach towel was jacked? Low!
RVAriverRAT88 9
At least you had something on, imagine if it were a nude beach :/
rg350dx 29
Imagine if you read 17's comment before posting this
Tigerblossom 19
You think this generation is bad? Good thing you didn't grow up in the 60's....
worldclassrager 41
At least things weren't stolen when you were changing...that would have been horrible...
ozpunker 20
I saw you. We laughed behind your back.