Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the "life hack" where you empty out a bottle of lotion and hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd put the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I spent my entire paycheck on a new summer wardrobe. I then left my shopping bags on the train. FML
Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
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Aratiti 8
My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.
olpally 33
That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.
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rita0ral 8
Doesn't sound too bad
emuexport 4
I'd give money to a hot bikini gal :):)
sjonnemans 3
pics or it didn't happen!
BigDaddy910 4
Like that episode of Dukes of Hazzard when Bo and Luke Duke had to walk around Hazzard naked because someone stole the General Lee and their clothes were in it.
the_loveliest3 6
this is why we don't bring important things to the beach.
Fishfanatic 7
On the few occasions I have been to a hot ( as in abroad ) beach, I NEVER leave my bag unattended, and if lying to sunbathe or read ect, I have my bag as a pillow so there is no way someone could take it without my notice even if asleep. I never go to the beach alone, and dont take anything more than a book and a modest amount of money. I suggest next time you do the same OP. Just because it's Australia, and regardless of wether or not you live there, doesn't mean people won't take the opportunity to rob you even if it's never happened before. Don't offer them that opportunity.
TaytheHuman 8
I wouldve given you a shirt!
Odyy_fml 7
Why would you leave your bag unattended!? Of course I'm assuming that's what happened, if you had a friend there that didn't fall asleep like a jerk then this wouldn't have happened. Sorry, but this is pretty much your fault.
chuckcloninger 12
Think maybe you could have kept begging until you had enough for the cheapest cover you could find. But look at it this way. You were the subject of many dinner conversations that night. :-)
JACKxRAWR 22
#61, oh no! Free medical care! If the poor can stop dying from preventable but expensive to treat illnesses the wd is doomed!