Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, my ill-tempered cat tried to slap me in the face. She ended up sticking one of her claws as far up my nostril as it would go, and got stuck. Not only did I kinda get to experience what it feels like to be stabbed, I also got a horrible nosebleed. FML
Today, our family cat died. He had a disease (forget the name). My sister brought home a bunny, and I thought nothing of it until I tried to make the cat and the bunny friends. Sadly, it triggered his illness from stress, and he tragically passed away 4 days later. I still believe it's my fault; everyone says otherwise. FML
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML
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Blueglasscup 18
And your relatives came back to a dead aunt?
mandaboo 8
I'm sorry for your loss :( some people....
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Comments (239)
whcwtexan 0
Avenge your pussy!
lanabanana81 0
aww that is sad. it was probably Tylenol not aspirin. Cats can not take acetominaphin. they on the other hand can take children aspirin. low doses and it's mainly for a condition called saddle thrombis. Hope she doesn't want to become a Vet. oh BTW never give dogs ibuprofen just a heads up next time she suggest something.
JeansKismet 9
what happens if you give a dog ibuprofen?
TheDrifter 24
Usually it dies. Same as overdosing a cat with am extra strength Tylenol.
ninjapiratejesus_fml 20
Its fur will alternate colors and the animal will emit noises comparable to those of a broken fax machine.
musiclexii124 0
your aunt is clearly retarded
jdawg2010 0
your aunt is stupid. sorry bout yo cat, though.
The_YDI_Guy 0
YDI for having a cat, and double YDI for making it have a hot nose. seriously, get a dog...
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Shut up.
bamonte14 0
go **** yourself.
duckys20 0
Thats horrible im so sorry and ur aunt is a dumbass id def say something to her about that! crazy messed up and YDI guy ur an ass! its messed up when someone looses a pet like that nomatter if its a dog or a cat and its very obviously not her fault that her cats nose was hot, theyr noses are supposed to be warm and wet thats normal, cold and dry is not. Educate yourself before you attempt to heartlessly insult people after theyr animals death! Again sorry Clumsy :(
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
geez were you writing a book do u actually think people wanna read that long of a comment?
ramurrump 0
Good, cats are bitches and so are the people who own them. So really, your aunt did you a favor. Not only did she kill one of the worst animals ever created, but she de-bitchified you in the process. You should thank her.
Sadieladean 0
just because you don't like cats does not mean that the world should be without them because of your opinion. you're an ass for being an unfeeling bitch. people love their animals and dont need a reason to. you probably have your own weird likes and loves that someone would call you stupid for. you are a keen example of "hummingbird brain, alligator mouth"
Cryptid_V 2
people like you should take the place of this cat.
SorrowFull 8
well, on the bright side the cat no longer has a fever
brooooks 0
your aunt should get some help.
HU4L188 0
i dont think its stupid to give cat meds if its REALLY sick but u only sposed to give it a tiny biy